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<dra-> hey shit eaters <insta> penis up in your face <insta> smacking your face <insta> you love it <dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS <dra-> uh <insta> that picture was hilarious <dra-> uh sure <insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me <insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality <dra-> i just promptly close <Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics <Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes <Sumez> like "you fag blow me"
<scabb> Sweden = Porn <scabb> Belgium = Chocolate <Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate <scabb> Denmark = Bacon <scabb> France = Frogs <scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis <scabb> Switzerland = Cheese <Psitron> Holland = Gardening
<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me... <timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you <timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada <timmo> so when its dark there <timmo> its light here (sarcasum)
<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though... <Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County. <Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better.
<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing <sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time
[^Neon^]: what windows are u running? [AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc [^Neon^]: windows [^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?
<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural! <+miz-> :o <@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that <+Apocalipstick> O_O <@Aural-Fixation> hahaha <@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids? <@sasseriansection> worse <@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox
<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
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[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds [robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner
<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps <trunck> didn't need to go anywhere <trunck> had everything in 2 ftps <trunck> 100+k <trunck> download <trunck> now i suck * Nec unzips his pants <Nec> go ahead
<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire <[e]-Punk> brb
<Trivia> 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index? <Trivia> 1st Hint: ***** **** Question Value : 12 Points <Olmec> penis size
<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again <dave> (don't tell tj i said that) <dave> (we share a sink)
<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz <Zug> I'm cute and single. <Veronika9> Zug: go to hell <Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me! <Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it. <Zug> how's that.
<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3 <DrPoole> never upgrade <DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001 <DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
<loke> damn it youre right <uXs> off course i am <loke> no you're belgian
<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD <Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL.. <Smackman> SL? <Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life <Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D <Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding <Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand
<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)
<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either <class> its exhausting
<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux <D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too <D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough... <CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D <D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small <D-BOY> flesh stretches <D-BOY> plastic doesn't <CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING
<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case <PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint <PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing <PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan <PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode <PuffinFreshWog> and a penis <PuffinFreshWog> oops <PuffinFreshWog> ummm <PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!! <PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
<hodb> . <Hydr> .. <hodb> ... <Riku> .... <Hydr> ... <Riku> .. <Hydr> . <Riku> IRC is art.
* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face * Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM <stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie.. <Anapaest> yummie <Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha <Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D <Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels <Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles
<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage... <goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans. <goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money. <goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex. <goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.
* Inferno has joined #Depressed <Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together <Inferno> and holdin hands an shit <Inferno> its fucken sick <Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now <Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :) <nerfBoy> is she hot? <Inferno> he and yeah he is alright <Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic <Inferno> whats that? <Iverson> you hate gays.. <Inferno> yeah i do.. <Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head.. <Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal.. <Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.
<burrito> lol ya <burrito> who the hell is burrito? <burrito> oh shit <burrito> nm <veet|z0r> LOL <BBQ_69> fool <veet|z0r> You suck :D
<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware" <alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7 <alseen> um, two different studies
<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..
<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam? <daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :) <daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;) <daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times <daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere! <daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
<pc> eating + mircing <pc> screams "i'm a fat loser" <lfadk> but we all knew that
<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit.. <MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content) <MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out. <MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P
*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot <Mixico> I`m Using Tri Script <kiwiman> I Don't Care <Mixico> @@ <Mixico> I CARE *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico <kiwiman> Three times the power! <kiwiman> And fuck.
<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form. <Spike> That's why we have the ignore command <Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near me. <MeePLe> Get a live journal or something... <Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else? <MeePLe> yes.
<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down <Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002. <Path> congratulations
(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist (@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons (@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?
<sena> baby ð sena hugtackles arkenstone <sena> arkenstone: i miss you :( <arkenstone> ello ness <sena> and dave's going home <arkenstone> Pfft <arkenstone> i haven't been gone long <sena> and i have no one here <sena> and i'm horney ð sena grins ð arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On / L:On )- -:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away <golgy> lol :)
* Arielana flashes Anvile <Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts
<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye <Yawatog> .(
TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too
<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick <Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest <Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite <[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is? <Dark_Pen> ..... <Dark_Pen> crap
<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME <foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION <Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
<virika> i need a back massage * virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager <Chaensaw> haha <Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER <virika> i broke my back massager ):
<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128 <incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"
<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D
Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum Finque: one time i didn't Finque: let's just say she bites Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch" Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me Finque: and bites tom: wtf Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus Finque: i got her good and horney Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog
<isocat> isceald. have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own? <isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso. <ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.