[JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?
[st-707-afk] oh
[st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down
[JJJTTT] gotcha
[st-707-afk] HTTP 707:  File Not Funny
[st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages
[st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so
that's what happens
[st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit

[st-packing-car] going and doing errands
[st-packing-car] collecting what I need
[MrFootsy`] oh
[st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles
and cans in the redemption machine
[MrFootsy`] never seen one of those
[st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived
[MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have
embraced technology
[st-packing-car] lol

<TreFitty> bloodClot`, I remember when you made fun of my
viewsonic monitor
<TreFitty> :(
<bloodClot`> you remember a lot of weird shit that never
happened

<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world:  Jokes
that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<melipompous> lol
<JerryBeep> You bastard.

<brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you
have a problem on your hands
<sledge> and that would be no more beer

Cr|t|cal kicked by cajuncook (those "|"s are really obnoxious)
6:10pm
(|N-64|) those "|"'s are called pipes.
(cajuncook) well
(cajuncook) they are quite obnoxious
(gogglespy) so would #| be a hash pipe?

<Daedalus> i think i am sexy
<Daedalus> in a gay way
<riz> *crickets*
<Phusion> wow.

<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation?
<Nec> till monday, i think
<<Nec> next week, that is.
<trunck> whoa
<trunck> really long
<trunck> fucking school kids
<Nec> is illegal.

<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all
the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D

<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the
electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the
same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard
now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part
of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!

<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family
are pregnant, and which are in their period

<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"

<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery
Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like
OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change.

«TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the
look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese,
bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a
cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...

<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX
!!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on
the internet

<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying
linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root
shell account that i can practice with?

<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last
night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?

<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each
gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in
the ass while you do it

<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to
their level, then beat you with experience.

<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me

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<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
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<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It
has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of
toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that

<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said
"you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl
me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that
about you was right)

<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've
heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of
money on

<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's
"Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike
it's "Kicked by console"

<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a
splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.

<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the
computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside
him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went
back to playing his game

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! °
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?

(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now

<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm
when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it
into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so
salty.

(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)

<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man

<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much

<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.

<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers

<IICV> This is freaky.
<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
<IICV> He wants my grapes.
<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?

<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have
been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
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issues))

<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective
Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called
"Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*

<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer
<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet
<MikeG520> er isp

<A-KO> heh
<A-KO> so
<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh
<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.
<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P
<A-KO> lol

<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them.

<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny
hats.

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(DIE.)
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<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?

<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not
<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then,
but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the
ass.

<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.

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<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?
<pd_corax> A what?
<danno> wtf is a photo
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<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...

<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga
<h2o> ?
<h2o> my connection?
<Lordy> no your hair style

<Dllem> I like free stuff
<EyePulp> Like herpes?