<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter
<Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt
<Deltan> At least you got the last laugh
<Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter
<Deltan> you gained a dollar
<Deltan> sowned

<FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet.
<FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great
women that are not easilly accesable.

<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.
<Lasse> whee I win

<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something
outside
<Molloch> I wonder what's going on
<Prozzy> its the warez police
<Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna
do when the RIAA comes for you?

Sup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as
Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has
feelings too

<Requiem> wtf r u talkin bout, i droped englsh cuz it suks
<Nolan> As shown by your crappy spelling, you probably should
have stayed with it.
<Requiem> fuk u, ur all gay
*** Requiem has quit IRC (FUK U NOLIN)

(Proalpha): SOMEONE BEEN HACKING MY FUCKING COMP WHO IS IT!, I
WILL FIND YOU I GOT YOU ADDRESS FUCKER. [AMSG]
(Proalpha): HELP ME OUT, HIS IP IS 216.226.129.209
*** Looking up 216.226.129.209
*** Resolved 216.226.129.209 to
security-scanner.progameplayer.com

<Ark> ops kick you from th eroom, opers kick you from the
network.  I kick you in the nuts.
<Ark> choose wisely

<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic
battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out
CS matches to our children

<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground,
my finger hit my power-on

<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress
shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap
operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :(

<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato
and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving
it up my step moms ass

<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit
suicide

<]S[John> why is cum white
<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black
<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT
<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the
white race :-)
<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black
cocks in my time

<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so
there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is
"Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was
inorder

The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms
when they're told to read the man pages.

<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream

<deathwarrior> time out baron
*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron
[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])

<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ
<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated
your sons marijuana
<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint
<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence

<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
<Toke> and asked for his ip
<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself

<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever

* @Cryogen jumps up and down
<@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
<@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon

<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on
redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone
that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to
lie...sorry..

<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys
when I can do it myself ?

<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?

* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips
again, my thumb massaging your clit
<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out,
going at a faster and faster pace
<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
<lustychick> ok i opening it for you
<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in
5min sign" cos here comes daddy
<lustychick> ok

<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded

<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds
of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT

<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm
it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm
a rest.

<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last
year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since

<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water
blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that
like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

* Quits: zytel (~pirch@svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net)
(Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and
shouldn't, use the tape.)

<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country,
it's to make the other bastard die for his

<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets
<PlatinumDragon> ha ha
<PlatinumDragon> no shit?
<Ashe3> yeah
<Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets
<BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and
used to water it.
<Ashe3> lol
<BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.

<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no
colors anymore I want them to turn black.
<LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the
facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to
black.

<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a
seriously nice way to wake up
<Nathan> heh
<Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?

<Threeboy> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy
<Threeboy> !up
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy
<tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start
<tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives

<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a
scant 17 megabytes?
<HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo
<[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?

ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and
there were these wierd sounds
ianepson: and i had my guitar with me......
ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to
deliverance
Metal Mantis X: lol
Metal Mantis X: lmfao
ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees
and make me squeel like a piggai
Metal Mantis X: lol
ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur
gonna get us all raped.
ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van
honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....
ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin
me to play Nirvana
Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"

<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true
<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable
<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?
<Bandit-> actually yes

<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit
ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2.
<Cano> and u'll get beat down
<darkrift> uhm no
<darkrift> hello
<darkrift> ork detecing sword.

<bloop> that's a moot point
<SLing> your mom's a moot point
<bloop> you're cats a moot point
<SLing> your spelling is a mott point
<SLing> ...damn

<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and
possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact
you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it
carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all
entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your
selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless,
airless, it will change. It will not be broken
<poppyq> or you could just look at porn

<Joe-> put
<Joe-> cant u do
<Joe-> if like
<Joe-> it
<Joe-> joins
<Joe-> any proxy
<Phunk> cant
<Phunk> you put
<Phunk> your shit
<Phunk> on
<Phunk> one line
<Phunk> ?

striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted
to hang out
striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character
died and i had to get his stuff back
striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing?
striker gossips: it didn't really die.
ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.

<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just
curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off.

Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...
Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.
Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...

<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex
with me.
<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.

quits: ReD_JaCk (john@mask-29052.intrstar.net) (Quit:
Errection killed by beer)

SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free
SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though