(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC
(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked

(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't
notice the bitch from next door watching me :/

<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam
software to see what you look like instead of going to the
bathroom mirror

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<souletr> so do you really have to announce it?
<souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying
"hey, i fucked you"

<@unionguy> let me tell you what i did with my saxaphone
<souletr> please don't start this off with one time at
bandcamp...

<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh
<@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday

<Hat> Someone explain this to me.
<Hat> On an 80 minute CD
<Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music
<Lobot> That's 75 minutes.
<Hat> .....
<Hat> oh.  right.
<Hat> Goddamn time.

<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT
<bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them
<bunnyfufu> if only that was possible

<Hell[b0red|Number11|TV]> It was nice feeling power between
teh legzz 
<Sup> that made me hungry

<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small
to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a
straw
<CogNiTO> well
<CogNiTO> do that then

<DaFuror> ok
<DaFuror> that about sucked
<phac> what now daf?
<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago
<g3nocide> U1 ?
<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server
<DaFuror> well, anyway
<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of
them tried to jump me
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1
<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington
police dept
<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server
<DaFuror> I can
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> t
<g3nocide> omfg
<DaFuror> wait to see the police report
<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself
with server hardware

<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other
day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to
his house.

<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination
with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are
gay just come out and say it already
<EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity
issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and /
me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks
teh cum off your wang

<D3adlode> penis
* Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it
* D3adlode dies
<D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d
<Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg

<Phillip> hi ex-wife
<Phillip> whats up
<FullySedated> my dick
<FullySedated> why?
<Phillip> never say that again

<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>
<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>
<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>
<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>
<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1
<Konsole> int main(void)
<Konsole> {
<Konsole> while (hebangsher)
<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!
";
<Konsole> return 0;
<Konsole> }
<afterstep> yeah.

<Castor|Troy> xp is like microsoft and aol had a baby, and
then aol dropped teh baby on its head

(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in
it
(Lesley): then again
(Lesley): everything is closed
(Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart
(Supachikn): what is a wal mart?
(Supachikn): what do they sell?
(destiney): hehe
(Lesley): haha
(CoRPSe): it's like kmart
(Supachikn): ok
(destiney): they sell *
(Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks

<j4yj0hn> oh my god
<j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night
<j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go
into his parents bathroom
<j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet
<j4yj0hn> what do i see?
<j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra
<j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys
9 year old brother
<j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now
<j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for
indoor soccer at noon
<j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait
<MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics
<MrH2o> damn that is dangrous
<j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious

<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion!

<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip
<byba> !xcon6
Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip

Merimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis?
flynmonkeysattac: dunnu.  i live south of st. louis.  about a
15 minute drive from st. louis
Merimack05: ok, your loser
Merimack05: *closer
flynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo?

<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could
think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved,
chained up and with nipple clamps
<mikey1207> LOL
<mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again
<Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole

<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not
like the environment is disgusting
<Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used
in strip mining

<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?
<FairWtns> We could do a group thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.
<FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do
the group thing.
<JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to
the group thing, i dont have that many orifices
<FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.
<JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl
<JaG> NOT enough orifices
<FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'
<JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums
<FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"
<FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.
<JaG> Better than whats in me for it?

<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')
<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?
<yods> the problem?
<yods> thats easy
<yods> i dont understand SQL
<yods> if i did
<yods> i might have a chance
<@`2L_verkink> if u did
<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help
<@`2L_verkink> cause
<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript

<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it
falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is

<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up
<GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count

<Konsole> did your video card come in yet?
<pushit> nope.
<Konsole> those fuckers.
<pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.
<Konsole> ah.
<Konsole> that should make up for it.
<pushit> yeah.
<pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.
<Konsole> yeah.

<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a
group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've
made a difference.

Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl?
Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys
dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to
seriously

<Rev> Oh man.  I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also
tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few
minutes have been a real mixed bag.

<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the
keyboard memorized for the most part :P
<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?
<Orian> Yes quite often
<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?

<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way
<DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with
that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in
designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do
they?
<punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that
long-ass sentence

<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before
pants, condom goes before penis
<shane_work> whahoo
<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the
condom, yo

<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit?
<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least
<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?
<goatgirl> major vagina clench
<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch
<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row
<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession
<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight
when im fucking her :D
<goatgirl> hahahah

<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?
<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?
<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?

<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing
himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!

<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest
mall in canada has 3
<EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country

<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the
movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd

<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job
<Buchwald> can you?  please?  mine sucks.
<Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want
<Prophecy> or polish my shoes
<Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine
<Prophecy> ?
<Buchwald> spit shine?  well when i was younger, i made some
movies that i'm not proud of...
<Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes

* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout
* Sjabby Quit
<ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4
<Karyon> lol

·protanos· Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's
exciting playing a
new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how
to play the
character.
·Siv· protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've
ever had
the displeasure of hearing

<MiniMizer> god damn it
<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing
<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now
<MiniMizer> bbl

<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came
out hole x_x
<Chimerasame> ..
<Crimsonmonkey> which hole
<Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME

<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a
PROGMRA

<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs.
<Mentar Ex> What's your take on it?
<@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject,
because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see
them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons
of blood and no flesh.

<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time.
Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again
<OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"

<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!!
<Tobywrk> you set up a chair
<Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn
<Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer

<Sevastra> nasýlsýn?
<RadioheaD> iyiyim sen
<Sevastra> <-- Ýstanbul
<RadioheaD> oðlum türkmüsün deðil misin
<BLiZZ> <-- Wýll kýck your arse ýf you don't shut up