<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers
while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit
would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched

<Coco13> Girls are a waste of polygons.

*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey
for me)
<Mardom> whoa shit
<Mardom> you can kick yourself?
<Mardom> thats deep

<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass.
<SaxxonPike> yeah
<SaxxonPike> RIGHT
<SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT
<N41LGuN> uh huh.

<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me?
<ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights
<ChaosDragon> For indoor use only."
<Custodian> lol
<Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with
"fits one head" on it
<Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france)
<Roachie> LOL
<Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower
habbits

rageatm005: procrastination patrol  would beat me with flaming
torches and throw me into a volcano right now
Dr SpaZZo: Except theyre too lazy

<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run

<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs?
<klister> programmers
<notklister> alright
<notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for

<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new
breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......

<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres
a shotty

<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?

<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of
beaners.

<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of
funny.
<ally> ...
<ally> why the fuck not?
<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.

<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?

Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots
Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff
Shamp00kiE: well boring people
Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always
afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do
ECBoots84: Anything specific?
Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting
poses of friends and crap
ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun
Shamp00kiE: yeah
Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you
think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying
afterwards
ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social
circle who overreacts then
Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting
myself if i was being drawn i guess
Shamp00kiE: *shrug*

<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution.
its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.

<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE
FUNNIES

<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE
<BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP
<BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS
<BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found
<BRAVESTAR> FUCK

<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ?

<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif
<Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol
<ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over

< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?
< punchcard> no more than once i would guess

(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all
(PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics
(DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog
licking the peanut butter off his....
(DownKaos): n/m

(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier
when you just SHUT UP!"

(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her
then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me?

[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be
when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...

toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the
thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me

[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises
[@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them
whatever
[@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a
dolphin's cock up yo...er

<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie
<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft

<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year
<ZeroX>y?
<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs

fallouswk > bwahahahaha.  coworker comes in with a problem,
gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says
"umm, it smells like you've been farting in here"  "yes, I
have"  "I'm going to leave now"  "I think that would be best"

<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true

<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school
today...
<Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...

UFO19M: I d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes

UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the
integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to
pick the least disgusting one?   
UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating

<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :)

UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just
been shown a card trick

UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay
warm

<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little
<Targaff> problem
<DrtySOUTH> viagra?
<DrtySOUTH> :D

<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
<ibor132> hahaha
<ibor132> howd u manage that?
<SonicRageX> heh
<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
<Lilmuckers> in the lesson
<ibor132> rofl
<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
<ibor132> whatd he do>?
<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
<Lilmuckers> promiscuous
<ibor132> ROFL!!!!
<SonicRageX> dude
<SonicRageX> thats classic
<ibor132> someone bash that

<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm
<_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks

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<Fl0g> PERVERTS!!!
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* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion
developer
<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
<ConqSoft> CoolNo9:  The gay one?

<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger
ripped thru the toilet paper

<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap
dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey,
thanks for the lap dance"
<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on
AIM.

<Cold0ne> the house is shaking
<Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!
<Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but
instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O

<gnawol> i hate can beer
<gnawol> i cant drink it
<gnawol> tastes like metal
<gnawol> like a steel dildo
<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything

<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/
<MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth
when you speak.

* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By
Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay
Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg

<jmess> this is the best set up.
<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing
<jmess> hahaha SAD
<Fabio> hahaha
<Fabio> as bad as me
<Fabio> in bed ircing

[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors
[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass
[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<