<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from
the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the
movie is dead now

<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the
cum on it
<Square    Monkey> LOL
<Harima Dugong> i meant gum

<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my
room
<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
<`Tony`> Yea...
<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P

<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right
beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door
<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.
<adam> it's all in your head, matt.
<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh,
oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."

(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
(raygun) hmm
(raygun) it Hz your eyes
(raygun) SNORT SNORT

<Zang> How old is Sky?
<Cyril> 25 i think
<Cyril> he just gained a level
<Cyril> er year

<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words
associated with exersize"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D

Munktun: how was thanksgiving?
Wahbuffet: missionary position
Munktun: hahahahaha
Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person
Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that

#Linux on GamesNET
* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask
a question...just ask it!'
* Stumpy has joined #Linux
<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question
<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?
<Rev`15th> read the topic
<Stumpy> ok
<Stumpy> later
<Stumpy> idiot
* Stumpy has left #Linux

<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over
in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a
garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S
THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised
and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO!
I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!
"

<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station
called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.

Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
OOPRCT: from YNOS
Hunting Bounties: Where is that
Hunting Bounties: ?
OOPRCT: it's a secret company
OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it

* Ultima falls off a cliff
<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
<Ultima> Wham
<Ultima> oooh dat hurt
<Ultima> lol
<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?
<Ultima> naw itz a joke
<Ultima> *drum roll*
<BigGeorgieB> *silence*
<Ultima> *cymbol clash*
<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*

(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your
trailer

<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain
would disapprove of Elvis?
<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?
<Supe-Away> Mormons
<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of
<_Muppet_> Tee
<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything
<Squinky> Except rap music
<Squinky> And carjacking
<Squinky> And KFC

* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?

<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the
crotch of my voodoo doll

<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are
you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl

<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i
really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny

<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary
Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff...
<Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O

<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux
<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your
tux...

<RichiH> as soon as a joke is available as a thinkgeek tee, it
is dead

<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*,
what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my
network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to
clean up the mess!
<LinuxWolf> juhl:  *nod*
<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you
should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!
<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems
<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water
to your front door
<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?
<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with
your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons
<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that

<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody
else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe
<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?
<sean> lmao

<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an
XBox!
<frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best
gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http://
www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml
<Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox
is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made
a great painting because you used the best set of paints."
<frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter
<frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and
u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature

<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it
looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend
to eat it.

[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2
games now
[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
[@DynamoDan]: lol
[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american
killing berliners
[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut

<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an
event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad
reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.

<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all!
<Josher> later
<wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off?
<Josher> X top right
<wahitu> thanks. Bye

<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big
enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl

* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered
human flight
* zYgoat reaches into his backpack
* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
<zYgoat> }===========>
* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
*** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)

<@Beesta> damn
<@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine.
<@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his
masculinity

<Weng> *eat much food*
<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the
evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am
proud to call my own
<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming
anti-war liberals
<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.

<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got
pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy

<Cozma> if i had breasts i'd sit around and feel them all day
<Cozma> oh wait
* Cozma bbl.

<DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right?
<pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration?
<pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ?
<pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P

<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl
<Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl"
<pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P

<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...
<Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!

<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25
<Trimangle> would you do her?
<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving
and chatting on IRC what do you think

<c-rOCK> man im gonna smoke like an 8th to my dome right
before food time
<c-rOCK> munchies like fuck.

<trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always
obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny
<trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine
<trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"
<trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should
lose some weight"
<trollusk> she cried for hours

<mutex> im so glad my ancestors killed indians and enslaved
niggers so that i may have this feast

<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve
any of the quotes i post.
<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right. 
<fred32>  eh?
<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word fag
at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make
references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape,
allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or
violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to
anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old
friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be
funny or clever.  hope that helps.
<fred32> sure does, thanks. you FAG.
<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your dick out of my ass so i can go
back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks
enough mang.

(tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once
in a while
(tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little
monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter
[BlackDragon] EW!
(tactics) im kidding :P
(tactics) their hands aren't big enough

<MerliN`> want kinda cable u using?
<Cypress> a blue one

<etiolate> vegas is just like the internet
<etiolate> porn everywhere
<etiolate> and open all night

<Yoshon> every year my family gets 40,000 dollars because of
music, because we sell records.
<Yoshon> We get it in december
<Yoshon> you know how much we got this year
<Yoshon> FOUR THOUSAND
<Yoshon> ONE TENTH
<Yoshon> That's BS
<Yoshon> Five, six years from nwo
<Yoshon> maybe it'll be four hundred
<Yoshon> I'll be suffering, maybe starving
<Yoshon> And it'll be because of your fucking MP3's
<Emperor_Pryn> Uh-huh...

<@Cav> the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the
news is smiling at you
<@Cav> and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she
fucking likes me
<@Cav> i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv
<@Cav> and you cant help yourself!
<@Cav> you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling
<@Cav> and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull
<@Cav> and you having a pull
<@Cav> and you close your eyes at the moment of your high
enjoyment
<@Cav> and dont you hate it
<@Cav> when you open your eyes, the programs changed
<@Cav> and youve shot in don burkes mouth!

<Toby> can people stop useing the internet its getting slow
for me

<{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the
encoder and bitrate by ear.
<{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.