* ||XanT|| touches self
<RoseyCat> none of that!
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> it feels so GOOD
<RoseyCat> I said NO.
<||XanT||> ..............brb

<jrh1109> you guys probably dont even own a freaking gamecube
<Giygas> Try this URL in your AOL Browser: http://
www.mocosoft.com/open.html
<Giygas> It has several helps on the game
<jrh1109> thanks...giy
* jrh1109 (J_sin@172.133.57.5) Quit (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)
* jrh1109 (J_sin@AC9F4394.ipt.aol.com) has joined #gamecube
<Giygas> It didn't crash your AOL did it?
<jrh1109> not even close bitch
<_XbAsEd_> bitch? ... your mom here? :/

<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend
with a different girl :)
<jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!!
<jan^beer> :)=
<+Burned> a horse ?

<Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer
flowed freely from an ice cold source
<Kaloth> and peanuts were free
<Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits
and sport
<Kaloth> ah, if only.
<Kaloth> wait a minute
* Kaloth bbl. pub.

<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with
<eddy> :)
<eddy> oops type
<eddy> oh the irony
<G> lol

( shamoun )  lol, please don't root me
( shamoun )  hey, i have a question
( shamoun )  if im logged into root, is there some way i can
do something like su to login to another user and then launch
xchat
( shamoun )  i don't want to have to leave xfce
( shamoun )  well, now you all know im logged in as root.
goodbye

<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert
<Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz
<weapon01> lol
<weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!

<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping
dept. of a fudge factory?
<Antiarc> Seriously.
<Antiarc> They have to have some PC term.
<Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant.
<VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.

<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me
both ways
<Boffbowsh> ...
<Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong

<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the
better man and ignore him
<Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent
solution
<Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants.
<Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'...
I am more like an Old Testament jew
<Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban
other people for calling you names over the internet?
<Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi.
<Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus
<Aslan> it's there... trust me

AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for  ?
TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4
AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it
(Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp

{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion
{@Dark|gone} no you dont blow its just called that

<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :)
<raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of
great fun!
<raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/

<datacide> there's no to old, just too dry, and no too young,
just too tight

<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey,
I have feathers coming out of my butt
<Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers
<SmokingCats> o
<SmokingCats> damnit

<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<mike> you guys make me feel good about myself

<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl
<LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic

<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of
myself
<Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american
<Shephard> and not a half-vampire
<Shephard> armed to the teeth
<Shephard> I do have sunglasses though

<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist
action. We can all do that.

<Sn00ch> Jesus is coming, Open your mouth.

<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one
dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org
<Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those
scores. Those are OUTLANDISH
<Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P
<Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find
any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.
<ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??
<Tobrae> ...Can't you read?
<Brulam> enter it in dos
<Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level
* ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...
<Tobrae> ...
<Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!
11 rofl
<Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!

<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me
<Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped

<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the
internet...
<brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits
<ppcock> true
<Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks
<ppcock> very true
<Carrie> lol @ 2
<brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)
<Havok> marty knows!
<ppcock> 3. people do animals
<Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem
<brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest
<ppcock> hahahahaha
<brie> hahaha at Havok's 4
* ppcock gives you the $50,000
<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a
sticky note on
the fridge??
<ppcock> hahahahaha

<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to
integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F
(x)?
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<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?
<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your
goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work
<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g
(x) and f'(x) have to be constants
<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c
and the power rule
<emul8or> exactly
<emul8or> as i've already told him twice
<Meta> heh
<prebullem> well
<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work
<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know
where

<@Loki^> damn birds
<@Loki^> make too much noise
<@_zOmbIE_> watercool them

<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though
* Akito loves being in the minority :D
<iamcal> you're not a man anymore?

<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...
<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share
Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I
realized they were talking about computers ...

<RingLass> I'm
<RingLass> leaving
<RingLass> night all
* RingLass removes her enter key

<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad
when i have to get nickserv to release my nick

<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum!
:D
<Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies"
<Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke

(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny,
(Jynxy): Nintendo do own!
(Jynxy): And its not only the games
(Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really
makes nintendo special

<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you
could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you
really hate
<Munger> scott: fdisk
<scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a
: emergeu nmerge -violent nano
<scott> you know, something with explosions

<Jules`> +b
fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts.com.org

<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
<dela> it's cheap these days
<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can
start doing "real" things
<BlkDrgn> like watching tv

* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.
MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?

<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?
<Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an
American citizen.

<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds
<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly
<via_> so guess how he does it?
<antiuser> blowtorch?
<concaf> deep fry?
<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes
<concaf> HAHAHHAH
<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT
<via_> worked like a charm

* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side

<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it
<EmersonOw> "funny guy"
<EmersonOw> not funny ha ha
<EmersonOw> but funny GAY

<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat?

<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to
read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the
quotes...

<ljtyk> damn school
<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy

<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a
girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked
on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she
thought he jizzed on her

<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope?
<Crucifix> his son?

<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake':
Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god

<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind
up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the
forefront of masturbation technology?

<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was
eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have
with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM
original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.

<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence

<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and
programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with
my hardware

<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the
world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself