<Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a
large bird
<Goldath> Oh wait, it did
<Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey

<LB|homework> holy fuck, this log in my ass is no longer just
a pieceful log floating in assjuices, its somehow become a
battaring ram of "holy fuck i got to go"

<[CIT-R]StreaK> my puppy is crying :(
<Volt9000> so pull out

<+datafreak> im sure the thrust of my semen has improved, it
got as far as the monitor

[+mrspip]: your right ;)
[+SPo0n]: you're*
[+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P
[+SPo0n]: *have
[+SPo0n]: and grammar :P

TwilightKnight00: hey can you do me a favor
Dr SpaZZo: no.
Dr SpaZZo: Go on.

<gerrard> siiiiigh
<gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am
<gerrard> mouse in one hand
<gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other
<}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth
<gerrard> ya..
<gerrard> hey wait

<SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going
after
<SicChild> so :P
<NeAck> so?
<SicChild> so......I'm happy.
<Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up?
<SicChild> lol
<NeAck> hahaha

* bitch has joined #lobby
<bitch> hey
<son_of_evil> hi *****
<Nehaal> hi *****
<Falkner|AWAY> hi *****

<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are
2nd priority

<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard

* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit:
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* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy
<hidingfromvoy> shhhh
*twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r
<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?
<hidingfromvoy> teehee

<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a
pedophile the other day."
<linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming
from a 12 year old."
<DGF> LOL

<Eldron> ruba, btw,.  IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR
SISTER! HAH!
<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!
<Eldron> the younger the better?
<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them
<Atreides^away> hairless ;)
<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.
<Eldron> I like them moistorized
<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist
<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?

<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating
them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten

(Pikaben) I just thought of something.
(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the
Metric system?
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O
(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?
(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/
(Joe_Fox) superior
(Joe_Fox) as if
(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :|
(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR
(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.
(Joe_Fox) exactly
(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle
(Joe_Fox) heh, round
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::
(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for

<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next
year.....
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t
<Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost
the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a
nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...
<Fabio> i love the way this world works
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol

<taglin>   ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to
add drives?
<suds>   yeh
<suds>   done that
<taglin>   k... whats next?
<suds>   weee
<suds>   hang on a sec...
<suds>   need more rum+coke+spritz of lime
<suds>   :)
<taglin>   heh
<taglin>   i think some of the problems with this crazy
install could be alcohol related

<pigger> y u b h8n?
<pigger> dun h8 plzkthx
<Judicator> Ewww.
<Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/
<FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU.
<FDISK> Its not Dalnet!
<FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit!
<pigger> hahahha
<FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get
finished raping a ten year old or something?"
<FDISK> Its THAT offensive.

(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)
<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!
* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.
* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)
* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> o_O
<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.
* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!
<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.
* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.

* Joins: Pronto ()
<MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
<Pronto> I brought my front, too.
<MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
* Pronto bows.
<MSminion> What about your left?
<Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there.
<MSminion> Right.
<Pronto> No, it left.
<MSminion> No left or right, then?
<Pronto> Damn straight.

<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here
to slum with the mere mortals
<IICV> God works for MS?
<IICV> That's a revelation in itself.

<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of
it at once.

<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off
<Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too
<Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU
HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!
<Gooseman> its much better
<Gooseman> circumcised
<Gooseman> is better
<Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now!
<Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick!
<Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways
<Gooseman> no big deal
<Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho
<XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo
<Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo
<Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho
<Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no
<Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now

* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.
<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy
<Opoggo> think he'd go on?

<Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm....
<Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it.
<TheTourist|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic.

George: i had like 10 useless programs running
George: secretly
George: was slowing my comp down
Shinobu: I should check mine..
Shinobu: well.. msn's running
Shinobu: does that count?

<@BlackOps> i dont know if my friend was joking or not
<@BlackOps> but today he was talking about this matrix porn or
something with people flying, fighting and having sex
<@BlackOps> on kazaa
<@BlackOps> imma try to find it
<Rigel> LOL
<@BlackOps> success!

<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum
<Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him
<My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him?
<Ma[N]da> oh my god
<Ma[N]da> i mean kill him

<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
<Matrix_McCloud> an old one
<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
<cherno> what company
<Matrix_McCloud> 5001
<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
<cherno> whoa
<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
<Matrix_McCloud> hahah

<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me
<ruggo> ok
<ruggo> how do i msg?
<Guera> i msg u
<ruggo> i don't see anything
<Guera> dubble click on my name
<ruggo> with what key?
<Guera> just left dubble click on my name
<ruggo> the left key?
<Guera> yea
<ruggo> i don't have one of those
<ruggo> the left arrow?
<Guera> the left on the mouse
<ruggo> mouse?
<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?
<Guera> asl

<pottard> yea i walk in
<pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it
<pottard> and i have to wear it walking out

<boo> bored bored bored
<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player
gives a word.
<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if
they're a valid http server.
<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming
soon site.
<boo> who wants to play?
<boo> ...
<boo> :-O
<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
<boo> get out of my house.
<-- boo has quit (Quit: )

<VerbalKint> my cousin lives in san francisco
<Rivorus> are you gay too?

<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!
<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about
legos =P
<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for
retarded children
<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in
ecstasy caught me off guard.  ;P
<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~  legos~~  oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*
<Kjorteo> Hmm.  If you think about it, you could make an
interesting sex toy out of legos.  You'd need to do something
about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of
course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they
have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.  It's
like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b
<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly
have the same ring
<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing
feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b

<eva> you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee?
<Rivorus> i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day
<Rivorus> and i was thinking about how people say that
<eva> Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT?
<Rivorus> the pee went all over my roommate's face
<Rivorus> I mean the toilet seat.
* Rivorus coughs
<eva> ...

* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?

* FerdKat carries Limey to bed
<LimeyKat> night!
<FerdKat> night all
* LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat
* FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat
* `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with
2 OPs in it right now ^^;

<Sphlynxo> well
<Sphlynxo> anytime there's a decent girl im with
<Sphlynxo> she's always a drinker
<Sphlynxo> damn it
<Sphlynxo> id like a hot girl who DOESNT drink
<wshs> that should tellyou something
<wshs> :

<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at
drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some
fucking aweful karaoke!
<wsmp|phrack> D:
<wsmp|phrack> want me to take them out?
<Speed3D> how?
<wsmp|phrack> well
<wsmp|phrack> Ill turn up
<wsmp|phrack> and take them to dinner
<wsmp|phrack> on my bmx
<wsmp|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant
<Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind
<Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from
1001 papercuts
<wsmp|phrack> hmmm
<Speed3D> with the use of iodine
<wsmp|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha
teaspoon
<wsmp|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :(

<Nikari> $h1t
<Ferrari> |=uc|<
<Ferrari> |317C|-|
<Nikari> |= |_| < |<
<Ferrari> haha
<Ferrari> |3][¯|¯c|-|
<Nikari> |> /- // ||
<DragonPhoeniX> ( () ( |<  5 |_| ( |< ][ || (¬   |) () |_| ( |
-| |= |3 / (¬
<Ferrari> ...
<Nikari> D=
<Nikari> I think we've been owned
<Ferrari> retardedly owned

<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website?
<Vicious2071> what is mugen?
<Vicious2071> can anyone tell me?
<Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt
<Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology
<Vicious2071> ?
<Vicious2071> sorry still lost

<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car
service car
<@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P
<iInTheSky> No kidding
<iInTheSky> :)
<iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper
was open
<iInTheSky> made me wonder

<Justin|> tool: hey, you wanna hear a really horrible love
story?
<Nemephosis> you broke your hand?

<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove.
<Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom.
<schnorks> ...
<Rivorus> okay... five times

<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\
as a sad man with a hat

* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer
<Mouse> that's quite some improvement

<rising> wow this room is full of losers
<Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC....

<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a
software pirate that got caught
<Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of
warez
<Jerec> TB.. wow
<Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer
<Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot
<Jerec> or Jesus

<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom
<ian> wait
<ian> no
<ian> other way around