icbm: hah
icbm: my entourage is coming over
icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas
presents
icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators
kuruption: uh
kuruption: you mean your "friends"
kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but
hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets
them their weed

<WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy,
and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded
on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't?
<halcyon--> jesus
<halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother

<faR_away-> i won 30 grand
<faR_away-> so i have some $$$$
<Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really
<faR_away-> no i'm just kidding
<Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand
<faR_away-> i know
<faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds

<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.
<Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.
<IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the
Apocalypse.
<IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall
into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert
themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the
sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."
<IQpierce> direct quote.
<Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!
<IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is
"Apocalycious!"
<IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666
forehead tattoo!

<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd
<thetourist> :)
<antiuser> nice :D
<thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome
<lech> what do they consist of?
<lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff
<thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it
<soap> LIES
<antiuser> :E
<antiuser> OBEY
<soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add"
anything
<thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn

<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
<Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
<Bliss|CS> free?
<Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.

<rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don
<rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf
<rH-rogue> damn it
<rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation

[4th]Tortu: i've never had a single STD...but i think it's
cause you have to have sex to get em

*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the
rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada
sucks. Quebec is cool.

The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a
cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for
everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says
"Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for
the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder
that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*

<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info
on people via email addresses?
<Enossel> email them and ask them
<Frosted_Frank> oh, thx

<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL
<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my
computer. It failed to work.
<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water
evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...
<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to
AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne
<toc-> haha

tom: guys
tom: youb willb neverb elieveb this
tom: butb myb spaceb keyb keeps bputtingb ab spaceb andb then
bab
tom: ab b
tom: whatb theb fuck
Cube: rofl
Cube: thta's really funny
tom: MAKEB ITB FUCKINGB STOP
tom: ohb heyb I bfoundb theb problem
tom: there bisb something bbetweenb theb  bandb spaceb keys

<knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum
wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on
the stove

<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me  ;(tv channels)
<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them
<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra
<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them
<Westy> bah
<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs
<atdt> heh

<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo.
<Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer
<Dom> They're just more likely to
<Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their
vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible
about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it
has no real substance.
<Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon
<yuethomas> Case in point. o_o
<yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure
<Dom> Yep
<Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily
<yuethomas> speaking of the weather
<Dom> :D
<Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning
<yuethomas> Did it grow?
<Dom> And how
<yuethomas> I know eh
<Dom> I'll have to paint it one day
<yuethomas> Use some duct tape too
<Dom> and hotpants

<@Netwizard> Osamas dead
<@Burned> perhaps
<@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like
tupac

* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu
<@Miz> and where have you been?
<@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out
drinking / getting stoned / getting laid
<@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not
<@Cheez> LOL

<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20
(751.53 KBps)
<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit
<[Piratez]> be sure to flush
<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will
go down in one flush

<RichiH> you could always use netbsd if you want maximum
security
<RichiH> ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd
box
<RichiH> so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster
anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe

*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@=
YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net)
<@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?

[ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I
started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the
bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that
was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we
have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5
years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.

[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?
***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***
[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY
[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier
[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself

[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?
[ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything
[ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the
database.
[ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not

[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test
[ Genia4 ] i want u to do it
**Approximately 8 Minutes Later**
[ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/
[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?
[ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?

<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination,
promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.
<jazzstepa> its the american way

<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.
<Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before
you start to get tired of it.
<Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every
month

<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL
proxies?
<@abombpk> hell?
<@Lyle> thats an understatement

<CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do
while you're in bed
<tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway
<CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time
doing, matt?
<tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time
<tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can
play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it
<CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then?
<tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it
in 'special' bookshops next month

<dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670?
<RichiH> not really
<RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :)
<dlewis> you can install linux on it.
<RichiH> hmm, right
<RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)

<Coult> im 65 years old
<Coult> and I still get more pussy than you
<Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count
<Aamperix> I know.
<Aamperix> I feel bad for you.
<Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice
Bitesize butterfinger...want one?

<Hammer> im pretty good at typing with one hand

<bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC
<Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about
it.

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said
there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red
like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness
with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue
back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much
better than the 70-80% earlier
<Jeian> you defragmented your room?
<rootd> yea
<Jeian> too much computer for you... :]

<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o
<CrossAlkaid> Sure.
<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.

<Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support
line, all of our operators are currently busy.  Please leave
your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right
back to you....'  *beeeeeep*
* The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS
<The-Rev> brb
<The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line

Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is
the better suicide option ?
Mouce: ME
True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide
kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect

<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life
forever
<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks
<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle
already cut
<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that
act perfectly for handles
<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too
<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can
call your pets to clean up the mess

[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles***
[ jamao ] lol

<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek
relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K

<Matt> What shape is a gamecube?

<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of
Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my
email, with "PayDirect" or something.
<jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.

*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there
is less penis / and no sticky mess'

(@icono) what is it your mad at?
(NecroMort) women
(@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you
(NecroMort) same thing ;)

<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\
<LoneJackal> dunno
<LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did
here, in a repetitive manner?
<indefactorX> shut up
<LoneJackal> or aggressive language

<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on
periscope, no knicks on
<Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol
<Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope
lol

* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.
<FLB> ...
<Ouroboros> Well.
<Ouroboros> I mean.
<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?
<FLB> Yeah! Of course!
<FLB> That's what you meant
<Ouroboros> Yes.
<Ouroboros> It is.
<FLB> Umm.
<FLB> You can keep that pair.
<FLB> They're on the house.
<Ouroboros> KTHX

jim: :D
jim: http://www.bash.org/?random1
jim: top one :D

<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell
but rich?
<crunchyfish> Would you?
<MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?