<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life
forever
<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks
<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle
already cut
<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that
act perfectly for handles
<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too
<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can
call your pets to clean up the mess