* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from
sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about
masturbation?

<special-k> woohoo sodomy law changed
<`rush> FUCK YEAH

<Autumnn> Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.

* I^Need^A^GirL^IN^MY^LifE was kicked by CityWoman (banned:
Try a date service.)

<+WAREZmunkey> owwww shit
<+WAREZmunkey> i just managed to put a staple into my tongue
<+WAREZmunkey> teach me to chew on it i suppose
<graeme> I cannot even begin to imagine the sequence of steps
that caused to to accidentally staple your tongue.
<+WAREZmunkey> ok i will rephrase it
<+WAREZmunkey> i just stupidly put a staple into my tongue
<Lithium> LOL

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<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day...

<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them
kamikaze's
<exx> I bet the jap fighter pilots were trying to land on
those ships..

<roOt-dIR> where can i get a free shopping cart?
<roOt-dIR> ?
<collapser> supermarket, then run away quickly

<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its
fun til someone sees you

<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !
*** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt
<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to
decifer his message.
<@Thraf> tell him to return
<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war
against the USA and the UK.
<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows
where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely

<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off
my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.

<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today
<[X]odus> wow
<Korbel> wow what?

<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!
<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!

<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for
women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles
away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that
your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise
coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and
you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill:
"uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the
wrong one to join

<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.

<hafree> then there's all my friends
<hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality
<hafree> yes, i come from jewland

<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with
again!

<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same
<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist
until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.

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<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java
having more than one selected ?
<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might
<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes,
i might get more help and then i might get answers to
questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you
mother fucker.
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insaneFlash: man
insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass
dogz: ah
dogz: man
dogz: are they gziping it as well?

<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in
a combo "party pack"

<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot
prove it, its a matter of faith
<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you
speak are not lies passed down from your fathers
<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that
book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything
written is truth
*** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping
timeout)
<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?
<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin
<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on
/. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets
him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!

<+||smallville||> im from philippines
<+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
<+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
<+||smallville||> huh?
<+||smallville||> israel?
<+[El_Diablo]> ye
<+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.

<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty
bastard ;)
<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my
lap?
<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?
<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.

dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running
1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15
near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy

<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.
<Manaz> Depend which OS
<Rain-Movie> win2k
<Rain-Movie> i must edit it
<Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.
<Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think
<Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.
<DrillSGT> curse the adds
<Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?

<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's

<wabba> If u want a fight we better take this to #outside

<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to
use a keyboard with a capslock key

<WTM2K> Sub: ========( )
<WTM2K> Here's a spoon...
<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.

<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes
"You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him
shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the
back say  "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at
Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"

<Duck> Gullible isn't in the dictionary
<Fred> Yeah it is dumbass.
<Fred> gul li ble - adj. ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (gl-bl)
<Fred> Easily deceived or duped.
<Fred> ...
<Fred> god dammit...
<Duck> lol

<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your
sister?
* StalkerofurSoul shivers
<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..

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<Kazz> ROJO!
* Kazz grunts.
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* Kazz takes off loincloth.
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<Kazz> ROJO!
* Kazz bobs.
<ROJO> KAZZ!
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* Kazz weeps.
<Kazz> Ro... jo....

* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button
up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software
development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.
<Nimduin>  Wow, you're unattractive.  Congratulations.

Geo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it
weren't the the internet.
Chronologist: for the internet, you mean.
Geo: ..
Geo: SEE?!
Geo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!!
Geo: ...
Geo: AWAY
Hidoshi: ...Converse.
Hidoshi: Conversate isn't a word.
Geo: ...
Geo: Fuck.

<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch

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<@LinkinEp> brb
<@LinkinEp> in 15
<@motherb|tch> dont come back
<@motherb|tch> itz all good
<@kmad> ,lol
<@motherb|tch> peace
<@kmad> hes masturbating
<@LinkinEp> evil
<@kmad> u said brb
<@kmad> go brb
<@motherb|tch> thats right
<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go
<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it

<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?
<nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.
<nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?
<nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
<Jon-> wtf?
<Jon-> she has problems?
<nix-> ermm
<nix-> interesting
<Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty

* drdink ponders getting his dad the Magellan Meridian Gold
GPS
* drwiii watches irony strike as it gets lost in the mail.

<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell
you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your
deleting stuff on it just to make space
<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.
<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.
<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the
salesperson, clearly.
<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my
computers now cause it takes up to much space
<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are
your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z

<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
<autistk> riiiiight
<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory
when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?

<Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled
the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with
parmesan cheese.
<ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then
<Spooky42> haha
<Spooky42> god..
<Spooky42> its stinks so bad
<Spooky42> sigh
<Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe
<ZippyOne> got some air freshener?
<DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it
instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs
rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know
what that smells like?
<Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff
book
<Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed
with parmesan cheese' sticker.
<ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry
<Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop

[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe
<Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow,
ok?
<darkvibe> whenever
<darkvibe> no hurry
<darkvibe> and much appreciated
<`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING
ROOM.
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that
stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way
we discussed.
<`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring
that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the
temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you
mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about
meeting?
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties
but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with
law enforcment and animal rights
<`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i
told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also,
the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours
late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined
prior to this conversation.
<`rush> this is getting rediculous.

<ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl
* GBL|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even
get a gurl?
<Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so
how can you fuk her....
<Socrates> gg i win
<Socrates> kinda...

<ACityBus> brb sleep

* Sticks whoops for joy
* Sticks cheers insanely
* Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted
frock whilst screaming with inane joy
<VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?

<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server?
<dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in
the motd

([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought
today. I want to get off :)
([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.