<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of
some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic

<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my
mouth
<IgnusDei> yum

<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I
ever had!
<@soul|FL> ...

<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size
buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me

frostedbeagels: now here's the thing
onkeybutt87: where's the thing?
frostedbeagels: here
onkeybutt87: oh yeah

«@ MisoStupid» <mp3> !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake -
Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps>
«@ MisoStupid» WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
«@ MisoStupid» MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER

* Kalaco is listening to 風ã?®ã  ã? ã?«(㠩㠤㠴㠻㠴㠡ã 
¼ã ¸ã §ã ³) by å°?ç °å  æ­£.
<Feodore> That's an awesome song.
<Kalaco> o.o
<Kalaco> you can see?

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<Hemingray> ..
<Hemingray> jerking off again?
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*** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin
<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-
<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)
<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again

<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button
when yer jerking off?

- Elim is now known as Elim-playing-with-penis
(@Elim-playing-with-penis) weeeeeeeee
- who is now known as penis
(penis) yay
(penis) !
! penis plays with elim
(@Elim-playing-with-penis) yea you like that penis...weeee

[+LoGo] fuck powerpoint
[+LoGo] fuck the wright brothers
[@mick_jager] you dont present for awhile..
[@Elim] if it was possible i would fuck powerpoint

[Moe] Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
[Moe] Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock
[Moe] And you know I love the way you make the bed rock
[Moe] Take me to extasy without taking Extasy
[sp00n] You're a horrible rapper
[+LoGo] and person

<@Beebop> You know you're really addicted to CS when you stop
masturbate cuz you think your neighbor has a wallhack

[ @Billy ] elim you type while away
[ Elim-away ] yea, im in my bathroom taking a shit
[ Elim-away ] i have a lil midget tell me what your saying,
and ill tell him what to type

[ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy
happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong
[ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on
em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life
[ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's
not happiness i want, it's money
[ Elim-away ] yea!
[ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed
myself already :D

[ Melo-D ] If ur a girl you get to be a bitch once a month
[ @Che ] Just once?
[ @Alison119 ] hmm like we really want that :P
[ @Che ] I think almost all the girls I've met are bitchy all
the time =p

[ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours
[ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow
[ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours

(Penguin) my cat died from the school bus...
(Penguin) plowed the mother fucker right down

(Billy) i met a porno star
(@dura) so DID I!
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/
(PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred
who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok
(PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is
(PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(

[ @LoGo ] somethings wrong with the internet
[ Billy ] lol

(Elim) bah had to do finals today....finals there like sex, i
get done to quick, and i sit there quiet for an hour thinking
about what i did wrong...

[ Lil_Dude ] i just met mr squeaky!
[ dex-o ] finally find your cock ?

<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough"
<@Gavin> wtf
<@Gavin> lough
<@Gavin> laugh
<@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that
<|DaRNCaT|> loud?
<JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled
into one.
<@Gavin> damn
<@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/

<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired,
Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come
back for 3 years
<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I
thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those
jobs.
<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and shit on
my supervisors desk
<clay45> whoa

<ecco> when I die I want to be buried in a wetsuit
<ecco> with a snorkel and mask and stuff
<ecco> I just think it'd be funny
<ecco> nobody would know how to react

<NES> In about 1-3 grades we used to have long peeing
competitions
<NES> To see who could continue peeing while taking steps back
from the urinal
<NES> Those bathrooms were a damn mess, hahe
<Kufat> NES I would like to remind you that your GIRLFRIEND is
in this CHANNEL at this time.
<NES> shit, you're right

<NES> what?
<NES> the pope can't have sex with ANYTHING?

<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement
like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement
in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim
dogs they are"

<oz0n3> ;p
--> August8th (party_on_g@someip.com) has joined #thisChan
<-- August8th has quit (QUIT: )
<Hacky> well. that was productive
<oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8
<Twilight> lmao
<oz0n3> just not where

<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's
alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and
scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll
be easier for us to know who to beat the shit out of."
<Gage> I thought that was funny
<Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "shit"
either because we were discussing free speech and its role in
school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the
office

<overandoutcaptn> get em out
<maxim|away> yeah kate
<maxim|away> if your mum can
<maxim|away> SO CAN YOU!
<maxim|away> (=
<overandoutcaptn> yeah get some mother daughter porn action
going
<overandoutcaptn> that'll fetch big bucks
<Bang`Bang> hahaha, yeah, it does
<Bang`Bang> i mean.. it will...
<Bang`Bang> :

<TheGreyOne> I say you dyke it out
<TheGreyOne> I mean duke
<TheGreyOne> oh shit

<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> lmfao i found another phone number
for a dude named Dick Ftizwell
<@RxR|Skitzo> lolol
<@RxR|Skitzo> you need life...badly
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you captain obvious
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> what would i ever do without you my
trusted sidekick
<@RxR|Skitzo> haha
* RxR|Skitzo is now known as Captain`Obvious
<@Captain`Obvious> side kick?
<@Captain`Obvious> youre my side kick bitch
<@Captain`Obvious> i am 2nd to no one
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> yes, yes you think so, but u see...
i have the tube. the all mighty cardboard tube. you do not.
your my side kick. deal with it.
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> now that that is settled, let us go
save farm animals from being stolen by bandits!
<@Captain`Obvious> haha
<@Captain`Obvious> nah, lets save matts neighbors from having
more guns stolen from them...by him
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> very well then! hurry! to the
mistery machiene!
<@Captain`Obvious> its Mystery Machine
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you once again captain obvious
<@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> ya i steal guns
<@RxR|SkaAntiFlag>  so what??
<@RxR|SkaAntiFlag>  i also stole your 12 year old sister
virginity
<@Captain`Obvious> i steal everything else lol
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> once again, you save the day captain
obvious! without your obviousness the world would suck.

<Robbie0> Yoshi: Why can't i ride you on Mario 64
<Yoshi> Okay...
<Yoshi> First off
<Yoshi> I ain't like that
<Robbie0> sorry

<Tempis> go pick up some chick
<Godfather> ¤¤ mp3: [06 - Meat.mp3] ¤¤ [4:03min - 128kbps -
44.1khz] ¤¤
<dithi> i'm trying!
<dithi> it's not that easy, they're stupid but they aren't
gullible
<Godfather> true
<Tempis> they arent as gullible as they used to be
<Godfather> but they're still stupid
<dithi> indeed

<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just
harder 2. I can't read a damn thing

<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese?
<MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games
<d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime
<d_e> oh my god
<d_e> are you serious?

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<[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s
<MrWhippy> shutup assface
<[-SeaN-]> :(
* [-SeaN-] has left #@home

<Grimp> haha
<Grimp> I evolved into a monkey

[During an online Scrabble game]
<Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P
<Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p

<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until
Adam rebuilds the Domino server.
<Foobar> did he knock it over?

<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can
hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!

<Paxx> What's?
<Paxx> Up?
<x-wing-> nufing
<StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex"
<StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me
<x-wing-> k
<Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex.
<StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music
<StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music &
buttsex
<StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so
Wolf says
<Paxx> 80's music sucks.
<Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.

* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart
Beat Now.mp3
<Alpaca> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Alpaca> STUPID SCRIPT

* mentor goes fishing for the bash.org quote about anal
hobgoblins...

<Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us
<Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA
BIN LADEN TERRORIST
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* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It
gets her off the computer.
<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?

<kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE
<kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS
<kryonik> oh wait
<kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS

(IllusionS) i eat bacon
(zErO-M|M) i eat sausage
(IllusionS) racist
(zErO-M|M) i know