(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across
the screen when i move my mouse?

<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none
sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there
fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence
there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful
axctions
<mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what
the hell did you just say Karl?

<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first
<jixn> if u know what i mean
<jixn> putt from the ruff
<jixn> have gay sex etc
<Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx
<jixn> i made the first one up myself

(bovril): food escapes me
(nark): it ran away?
(nark): try killing it before you eat it sam
(bovril): its nicer fresh

<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored
<Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a
while and couldn't really remember how gross it was
<Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it

<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\
<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape

* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has
joined #Counter-Strike
* OutLaniz got pussy 2night!
<OutLaniz> wewt
<Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to
join irc channels and tell them.

[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy
to get us a keg
[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to
borrow my tap
[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is
[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one
[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked

<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if
they secreted lima beans

<Duo> I'm moving to Mars
<Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz
<Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD)

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would
poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started
doing it to them at funerals.

jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip
off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while
fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my
pants
jeremy rockz: shit
jeremy rockz: wrong window
KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going!
jeremy rockz: wow'

<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history
test
<%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents
throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs

<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to
take over the universe

(@Wheelman56) 37.  What does the average person do
approximately 15 times a day?
(@Wheelman56) Answer: _____
(@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate
(+ep`andro`shower) masturbate
(+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate

* Treiben has bargainname.com
Azi: how much are they?
Treiben: 8.95
Azi: same as godaddy then
Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the
next 10 years at a cut rate
Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the
human race obliterate itself in 5
Azi: that would be just my luck

<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud
crash and the build process you were watching take place via
SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH
session freezes... brb.

<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is
this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass,
things always turn out somewhat good
<MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you
will

wildcanary55: go away
xzet27: why?
wildcanary55: I'm working
xzet27: this is ur boyfriend
wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother!
xzet27: o
xzet27: sry

<ascii_phil> And if you ever need something to scare children
with[0], I'll
describe the tenant cycle implementation.
<ascii_phil> [0] Well, database-knowledgable geek children.
* daveious is scared enough by the implementation of
footnotes in IRC,
thankyouverymuch

<Oli> i havent got my email yet.
<Rossell> Oli: That the police found your gay card?
<Reid> You need a CARD now?
<Reid> Where do I, umm, obtain one?
<Rossell> Parliament

<Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity?
<Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A
BELL!!!  BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!  LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ
*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine
(jerk)
<Raine> LMAO
*** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse
<Loggy> damn AT&T...
*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You
go to hell and you die!)
<Raine> ROFL
<Al> hehe
*** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse
<Loggy> better give them a call..

<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online
<Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire

<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of
your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ
Building with binoculars from your hotel room

<corey|sleepin> bush is on tv
<static> wut he sayin corey?
<corey|sleepin> 'all yer oil are belong to us'

<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1
<Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me
<Luigi30> nm
<Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.

<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can
imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that
yesterday !"

<Samah> hmm the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it
gets me depressed.... T_T
<@toe2toe> /j #suicide

[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself
[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up
[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is
gay
[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own
business
[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!
[04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..
[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF
[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my
junk
[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my
leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it
anymore
[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf
[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to
someone else
[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night
D:

<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south
<Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me"
<morbid> well that explains alot

<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system
<coalesce> i must be immune to everything then

* jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool
<@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3
months, 28 days)

<Tagrineth> You shouldn't hit a girl ;P
<[justin]> i dont consider you a girl
<[justin]> i consider you one of the gays
<[justin]> er
<[justin]> i mean one of the guys

(dariball_) n8 all
(jason-) i think it means night.
(jason-) but i'm not leet enough like that.
(Xentac) hehehe
(Xentac) but night ends in ite... and 8 ends in ate...
(Xentac) so he's saying nate
(jason-) i can understand like "i 8 your chicken because it
looked at my prost8."
(jason-) that makes more sense
(jason-) well kinda.

* @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block
any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain
names
<@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies
as such
<Sinclair-> oh shit i know that guy!

<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last
buffy
<kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about
it
<kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right
<kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.

<Slinky3> i made bricks today!
<Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour!
<Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was
finished

<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough
for the neighbors to hear

<H|TM4N> \msg NickOP@austnet.org id rd9alpz%
<H|TM4N> lol
<zAim|trance> lemme try sumthing
* Quits: H|TM4N (Justin@vw1121.netspace.net.au) (Killed
(NickOP (Kill requested by zAim|trance)))

<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new
lab?
<Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...

*** Joins: soundsold
(~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com)
<zaps> that is wierd
<zaps> my last name is in that host.
<timmo> WOW
<timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE
<orion> is your last name 61.w?

<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle
<magpie> and call it "hunting"
<JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my
car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one

<CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/
0,,30100-12276106,00.html
<CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves
him
<Toan> wow
<Toan> He should play CS

<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink
<bf> what religion is that
<WHEELJACK> poverty

<courtney> GOD! I hate periods!
<ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated

<veruca_girl> wtf?
<veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch
film

<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take?  1300+ Hours of
labor involved in restoration and install
<Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons
of fiberglass and resin.
<TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to
put my bong back together after i use it too much

<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse
<TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week

* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is...
* Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed
with goatse
<Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition
<Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer
of goatse?!

* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy
<soopadeop> <--- canadian
<FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P