Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of
a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me

<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D
<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones
<Bizznatch> LMAO
<Bizznatch> 0WN3D
<xanax`> hehe
<idiot> bah

<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written
consent to check her legs, i most certainly have
<flatface> lol
<Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert
<Saotome_Ranma> woo woo
<Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o
<a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round
<a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly
<Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus
pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai
<Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR

* Robzy spins round in his chair
* Robzy falls off...
* Robzy hurts his head
<Robzy> ouch.
* Robzy obviously needs sleep...
<Robzy> Neways....

<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft
<i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...

<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez
<deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is
<deformated> only in other countries do females use it
<astynax> ICQ, not IRC
<deformated> ahh it might help if i read things
<astynax> i heard it helps

<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut
reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all
over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all
over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen
all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar
exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock
fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger

(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV)
<eva> omg
<eva> fucking campers

shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson....
shoeman: 0hhhhhh
EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones
shoeman: oh shush
shoeman: lol
EvilBanana: she is!
shoeman: blah blah blah
EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs
shoeman: lol
shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal?
shoeman: :-P
EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary
department
EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a  mammal
shoeman: lol

* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205]
[4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit]
<khaos> hm
<khaos> new manson?
<@mootlif3> yeh
<%jdp> LOL dumbass
<%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title?
<@mootlif3> lol
<khaos> fu lemar

<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with
stink-nuts and not know it

<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?

<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is
intelligent and reasonable.

<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of
those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like
five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be
right back friends...oh"

<goat^2> man, i just queefed
<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?
<goat^2> yeah
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross
<goat^2> stinked pretty bad
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid
pus from a veneral disease you have?
<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a
male queef, grammar rules go to hell
<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra
made that farting motion
<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell

<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen
<Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...
<Treen|Dead> ...
<Alvaro> ...
<Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*
<Alvaro> *awkward silence*
<Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS
HOLY.
<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?
<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?
<Zippo> Something.

<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with
eachothers sisters
<berger> he said no
<Zardoz> how old is his sister?
<berger> well
<berger> hmm
<berger> i suppose thats why he said no.

* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got
210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and
realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait.  The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people
are talking about math, someone said something about God, and
_I_ thought you were still talking about typology.

<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3
of his own tents
<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.

<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Are  you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.

<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder

<^Spike^> I just realised
<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on
them.
<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK
<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.
<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.
<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.

onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is
having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow,
yes?
Blitzsama: maybe...
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.

<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp
<-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having
to do a bunch of explaining
<phyre> haha

<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK

<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its
target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"
<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer

Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
Andrews: 'MANY.'
Andrews: FUCK

<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /
quit im a fag
* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)

<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an
estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<Poison_Idea> please
<overandoutcaptn> nope
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<Poison_Idea> fuck
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me
how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will
prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it
then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand
first class all the way

<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!
<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had
<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!
<KANG> I stand corrected.
<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!
<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where
heroes go when they die
<KANG> I hate you more than anything

<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<Bashman> What?
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<Bashman> O_O
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television
instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^

VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its
really war

<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> ....
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...
<SUMO> We never have any.

<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia"
and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"
<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".
<HamhamSoZ> ...I see

* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<pig> obviously
<Nugget> it is software.  ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
<Khatru> ..

<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?
<gho5t> who cares?
<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does
<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?
<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?
<gho5t> i'm sorry i care
<gho5t> let's go look together
<gho5t> i'll meet you at google

<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants

<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite
on his drawers
<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school

ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets
it suggestively*
ramoth4: rotflmfao

<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving
porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
<HansBlix> hahahaha
<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags

<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg
<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
<keta> yeh
<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy

[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am  ?

<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she
wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY
KID

<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake
<molo> BREASTESES
<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!

<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64

<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make
popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my
mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning
the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE...
but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.

<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked,
and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than
ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)

@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot

<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0

<Celtic> I can lick my own balls.