<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then

<drunkers> u arab?
<Zelbinian> Nope.
<drunkers> good
<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.
<drunkers> geez
<drunkers> u moms a whore

<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
<slippy> don't fight with the americans?
<slippy> hrhrhr
<doggie^> hahah
<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red
white and blue
<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they
wouldnt be able to blow us up
<slippy> lol
<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a
drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"
<doggie^> hahaha

froovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-(
froovgloobular: in my ears.

* dbzfreak pokes javabie
* javabie fights back by talking javabieish
<@javabie> hy
<@javabie> how r u
<@javabie> asl
<@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/?????????????
<@javabie> ?
<@javabie> ???????????///
<@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*

<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/.
<Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or
directory
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P
<Kel> typo
<Rick_Hunter> lol.
<Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> huh?
<Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P
<Rick_Hunter> I what?
<Kel> how'd you know I did that?
<Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P
<Kel> I did?
<Kel> oh
<Kel> ha ha ha
<Rick_Hunter> bash.org
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> no!

<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and
pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I
threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and
deleted it. True.

<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go
masticate some waboflex!

FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt
overheat
<diStriCt|sleep> really?
<diStriCt|sleep> does that work?
<FyreDefyre> yes
<diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?

<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it
grew to the size of a small penis?
<Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right
next to her anus
<Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught
in the butt hairs that she has
<Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest
girl in the world
<ankis>: FUCK OFF!
<Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would

<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked
into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop
playing with yourself'

<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider?
<Nadir> your mother
<Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night
<Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks.
* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match:
Nadir)
* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)
-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good
thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much
protection from "virii" these days.
-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion
sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to
"upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"
-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the
unused files" though
-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too
-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy
screaming
-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate
-> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES,
MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-> -j0ori- *gasms*
-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging
back in" under "root" tonight.

<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd
one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use
deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant

<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties
<Ibuki> it scares me
<Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<
<Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad
<tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org

<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight
<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)
<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..
<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice
:)

<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women
<lunacrow> ever
<lunacrow> when have you ever seen any
<Destruya> Actually, one woman did.
<lunacrow> one woman
<Destruya> I can't remember the name.
<lunacrow> exactly
<lunacrow> yet women look at porn
<Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/
<lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only
find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll
also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and
life in general."
<lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck
<Destruya> hahahah

<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while
handicapped people make handicapped faces...
<+Mara> -_-
<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the
words with IRC

<NiN> fuck
<NiN> you fag
<NiN> i should sodomize you
<Lily> Nah.
<NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad
<NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i
said yeah i dated him...rofl
<Lily> LOL

<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot"
<Tarkaan> damn chinese
<living2di> distonctly?
<Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo
<dabba> damn mongorians

<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being
slow?
<tlc2000FOR> YES
<deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music
slow
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker
<deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo
<deimon_xtr> ......

<Zedium> Sim Life
<Zedium> Pretend to have a life
<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for

DooD: man im living dangerously
DooD: i bought publix sushi
DooD: late at night
DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge
DooD: to be eaten tomorrow

<KANG> hey...shut up?
<Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni
with blow me.
<KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza
<Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks,
then

*** Lara is now known as Lara|out
<jad> look at this
* jad eats Lara|out

<OIS> jesus is a fraud
<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him

(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its
grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'

(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
(doggie^): i think im addicted :|
(DaMuppet): wtf is that?
(doggie^): plugin for winamp
(doggie^): recommends music to you
(`dM`): nice
(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be
knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"

<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
<Kurin> 58.9331
<Kurin> er
<Kurin> 58.9332
<Kurin> Or, hrm
<Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html
<ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an
answer
<Kurin> Really?  Fuck em
<Kurin> me

[bigya] I am Tawain
[bigya] so
[bigya] I don't english
[Ccmods] Obviously.

* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like
he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know
she's pregnant yet

***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the
wang jokes)
<MulletMan> but the memory remains!

<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?

@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards
you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play
it forwards it installs Windows.

* Professor sets mode: +m
<Professor> Listen up, people.
<Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're
degenerating into bickering.
<Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom
Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so
in the SMB manual.

<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able
to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will.
People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know,
nobody would believe them

[%werejag]  people there aint no crack yet we have top warez
sciencists working on it

<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and
also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace
throughout the world

< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to
Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.
< envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol
* Flimflam shrugs
< Flimflam> it's the USA :P
< Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P

<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what
apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media?
<Supachikn> A RULER
<Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS

<Saddam> wtf?

<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to?
<Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc
<Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as
trivial as chat

<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a
beard...
<fin> Then shave.
<Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con.
<Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one.
<fin> Why?
<Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look
for a LARP character I have.
<fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn.
<Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY?
<Macavity> Shiiiit....
<fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a
LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<Maestro|OoT> LARP?
<Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing.
<Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO.
<fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't
sound stupid to you?

<GeNOc|DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in
africa

<grimrat> oh.. migod
<grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote
"must of"...
<grimrat> I feel faint
<grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time
<grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?

<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write
'skillz', even in university homework

<Winta> I Am Single...
<Playette69> aww poor winta
<Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to
rob a house tonight...
<Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..

<Wang_Ninja> oh boy
<Wang_Ninja> minigame
<Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys
<Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?

(@Gramps) Too sunny to go out today. Reflection off my head
starts fires

(@Hektik) once i saw my grandparents have sex and thats why i
dont eat rasins

<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a
tampon and ask him which period it came from.