(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) god damn
(Wheelman56) ?
(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) this bread is hard
(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) fuck!
(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) I thru it at the window and the window is
broke
(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) brb

<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002
<chrissy> in your house? shit! that's a lot of boobies!
<Jaz> hehe
<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of
toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day

[16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to
avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick

<Rogue> You can have quit messages?
<Rogue> I always try and rejoin real fast to read it but i
always miss it
<Rogue> Im getting closer

<TripleRach> Hmm classical music isn't good for it at all
<MiraiMatt> No classical does not blast
<TripleRach> I can't like open my windows and yell at my
neighbors "HOW BOUT SOME BEETHOVEN MOTHERFUCKERS"

<ChaosBob> somebody needs to write an irc client that makes
chat text look like source code
<ChaosBob> for when your boss walks in the room

<ab0mination> Snow White has been sacked by Disney
Productions. Apparently she was caught sitting on Pinochio's
face singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies".

<MattC> i gotta input like a foot high pack of paper into a
computer
<xerent> omg... fold it carefully and use the floppy drive?

[PaleMoon] Video killed the radio star
[PaleMoon] which is fortunate.. cos radio porn never really
caught on

(Mountain): i'am the mountain where u all ppl fight and fight
to climb on me
(AndyDev): breasts?

(Xerox): Right on! Hey, there are some Thai tribes that are
afraid of spirits called phii, or "widow ghosts." These
spirits are sexually voracious women who have died violently,
and they attack men in their sleep. The charm for these are
giant wooden phallus carvings outside the house. They work by
acting as decoys.
(Squizzle): Xerox: Eh, every culture tries to explain
nocturnal emissions.
(Xerox): To quote my book: "...Ranging from the crudest wooden
shafts, to carefully carved images complete with coconut shell
testicles and fishnet pubic hair..."
(Xerox): Yes, but this one I find particularly humorous.
(Xerox): Imagine going into some village and seeing giant
penis statues everywhere.
(Squizzle): That would truly rule.
(Rico): It'd be funnier if the Moai had giant stone schlongs.
(Xerox): Well, that certainly would've made a few old Konami
shooters a lot more interesting...
(Rico): Options- the glorified orange spermicide.

* +bulitpruf is AFK, playing horseshoes wit my blind uncle and
his midget son
* +sab0t is AFK, playing horseshoes with my midget son & my
gay nephew

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* Babau glares.
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Video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us
as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills
and listening to repetitive music. - Kristian Wilson, CEO at
Nintendo Gaming Corporation Inc.

<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly
regularly picks up girls and takes them home
<toe2toe> im just trying to picture that
<toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my
dad.."
<toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"

<[DOtR]Kudos|> I CANT GET IN
<Steele{GONE}> i said that to a virgin once

<Volt9000> Forget stabbing people in the face over the
Internet.... I'd become wealthy if I made a program where you
enter someone's IP address and you can remotely sterilize them

< bijection> Could everyone in IT do me a favour? Stop using
the word "solution" to describe fucking everything under the
sun. A computer is not a "solution". A piece of software is
not a "solution". A minimum wage asshole plugging in the $1.50
network cable is not a "solution".

<TurdS> i have to go and negociate the release of the
chocolate hostages
* TurdS is now known as TurdS[shitting]

* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout
<AndrewLB> ???
<AndrewLB> What did I do?
<Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p
<Wanai> no harm towards you
<AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?
* AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.
<AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here bitch.

<NekoGuy> Non-Human Intelligent Rights Act: Subsection 4a.
Digital Intelligence: Any conscious program shall never run
under the Windows Operating System.

Reganbishop: my house may be sold, my boss is an idiot, and my
x is a pain......
Kanzure: ahhh grasshopper. You have achieved the american
dream....

<e> I don't watch tv.
<e> Too many popup ads during movies.

<-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days.
<CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day!
<mike> light weight
<BloodFromStone> That it is.
<-yptosis> Thats a lot for me.
<-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet
to save time.

<DJ> I like riding my dog after rain. Rain makes her frisky,
so she's faster.
<DJ> ...riding my dog around the block.
<DJ> ...on a bike
<Jinjo_Eagle> ...
<DJ> Because it's faster, and she can keep up easier when
she's frisky
<DJ> That first line came out all wrong
<Jinjo_Eagle> You can't make that look better.
<Jinjo_Eagle> Yes, yes it did, and there is nothing you can do
about it.
<DJ> I don't walk my dog, I have the leash around my wrist as
I ride my bike around the block!
<MewMewtwo45> Hehehe
<DJ> And my dog gets hyper after it has rained!
<Jinjo_Eagle> Okay, sure.
<DJ> :(
* Jinjo_Eagle pats DJ on the back

<void> I have cyberspew on my keyboard  <lewsha> it's cause
you didn't use your WWW condom :(

<malice_dear> Hi! Whatcha doing?
<Setzu> fapping
<malice_dear> fapping? what's that?
< 14nicotine> press alt + f4 to find out malice_dear
«~A4@325AF6D4.DBC29C8E.50EC96A9.IP» has Quit iRC (Leaving)

<diktatormike_> that's the tao of machines....corect one
problem only to see 3 more underlying problems
<Vlad902> I know, wtf, that's what happened in 1969, they
found a bug in ls and ended up with Windows...

* `Dave` goes to his favourite suicide site
<`Dave`> they tell you how to do it properly
<Yuriko> if they were that good at it they wouldn't be able to
write the site...

---- Jeb changes topic to: http://pussyinacan.com/
products.html
-[ Jeb ]- there we go
-[ J_B_007 ]- wow
-[ J_B_007 ]- thats all they sell
-[ Jeb ]- lol but all diferrent kinds
-[ Jeb ]- if u click on the product
-[ J_B_007 ]- oh
* J_B_007 goes back
-[ J_B_007 ]- heh
-[ J_B_007 ]- is there a diff between the pussy and the mouth
except that its turned sideways?
-[ Jeb ]- lol

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pressure)

<jZSAURONZj> Oh Cool, someone sent me a Video clip of Punky
Brewster all grown up and feeling herself up
<jZSAURONZj> I love friends

< maria> iMacs look a little like breasts with some sort of
appendage stuck on where the nipple should be
<@pearlbear> maria: !
< maria> what?!
< maria> they do!
<@pearlbear> they do, now, don't they
< karynn> maria needs to get laid
<@pearlbear> why didn't I ever notice that.
<@pearlbear> I mean those circles of vents on the top...
* pearlbear now has a new reason to love her iMac

<Kobe_Tai> guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain
<Kobe_Tai> all of his vitals look okay
<Kobe_Tai> no abdominal distension
<Kobe_Tai> no nauseau/vomiting
<Kobe_Tai> we go ahead and admit him
<Kobe_Tai> and during his initial body audit
<Kobe_Tai> I see scratches and tearing all around his anus
<Kobe_Tai> so I'm like "have you been raped? or eaten anything
unusual?"
<Kobe_Tai> and hes like "no"
<Kobe_Tai> so I make him an appointment with radiology
<Kobe_Tai> and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound
<Kobe_Tai> about 45 minutes later, they're calling me
<Kobe_Tai> and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE"
<Kobe_Tai> so I go down
<Kobe_Tai> and theyre all like white as ghosts
<Kobe_Tai> I put the film up on the slidr
<Kobe_Tai> *slider
<Kobe_Tai> the guy failed to mention that he had ?AN ENTIRE
VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS
<Kobe_Tai> pickle
<Kobe_Tai> so, we sent him to surgery
<Kobe_Tai> and because the lid was off
<Kobe_Tai> it formed a vacuum
<Kobe_Tai> and they had a real hard time removing it
<Kobe_Tai> no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum
<Kobe_Tai> when they did he hemorrhafed
<Kobe_Tai> *hemorhagged
<alex> all he wanted was to have a good time :(
<alex> first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i
would find one of those plastic ones

<Trev-MUN> AND WHY ARE THERE TWO BEIGES IN HERE
<BeigeGoo> Because I'm on a different computer.
* E_Megas is tempted to kick the idle Beige just for fun.
* Trev-MUN watches Beige run over to the other computer to
show he's not idle.
<Trev-MUN> <Beige> Nope, I'm not idle! *tmp tmp tmp*
<BeigeGoo> Not idle either!
<BeigeGoo> Megas, that would be wrong.
<Trev-MUN> <Beige> Are you idle? *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo>
Nope. :(
<Beige> I agree.
<Trev-MUN> <Beige> We're not idle, Megas. *tmp tmp tmp*
<BeigeGoo> Yes. :(
<Trev-MUN> * Beige was kicked by E_Megas (LACEYDOOM!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA)
<Trev-MUN> <BeigeGoo> ... >(
<BeigeGoo> Thanks for the re-enactment.
<Trev-MUN> Anytime.

<Jeian> SeCuRe: who would you rather fuck? Marilyn Manson or
the Hanson lead singer? ;]
<SeCuRe> Jeain good god I would take Manson anyday lol
<SeCuRe> he has tits!
<SeCuRe> He does! and hason are all flat chested..
<SeCuRe> at least manson will let me rub them

<Alice> damn the man, save the empire!
<Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)
<Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman

<hippyjoe> anyone one of u guys tried viagra?
<Traeno> yea
<Traeno> i snort it every now and then
<hippyjoe> traeno i mean, take it then have sex
<hippyjoe> not take it then beat off

<Stratisphere> mirc must be the most annoying and addictive
application (appart from solitare) ever developed for the pc

<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic
undertones
<Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music
and loud car engines

<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole?
<lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard.
<Flamecuber> whole or by limb?
<lava-lord> whole.
<Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares

<Gohanmastaflex> www.imac.com - "LOOLLOLOL I GOT A PC BTU I
CNT FIGUR IT OWT IT WEN ALL LIKE "BEEEEEEP' AND NO WI GOT A
MAC AND ITS LIKE 'BEEP' BUT IN TEH GOOD WAY SO YAH ITS PRETY."
<Gohanmastaflex> Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also
easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.

<Gohanmastaflex> \+\
<Gohanmastaflex> (>^^(>**)>
<Gohanmastaflex> catholic priest kirby!

<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay
* Mikelo2k pwnz
<akcom> you pwn rosey palms
<Olympus> hehee
<akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand
jobs

* Yugi_moto take out his card deck
<DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious.
<DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes
White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act
like it was a stunning strategical move.
<DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic
the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious.
<Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW
BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
<Yugi_moto> ablterrate
<DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY
SINGLE MOVE.
<DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE
MOON!"
<Yugi_moto> black skull dragon  has  3200 atack points blue
Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger
monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points
<DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to
counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's
attack by 53...
<Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine
<Yugi_moto> no
<Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that
<Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf
<DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on
Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's
attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating.
<Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea
<Yugi_moto> autometic win
<DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it.
<Yugi_moto> yuoo cant
<DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O
* DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell.
* DoesNotExist taps two islands...
* DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea...
* DoesNotExist discards exiodea.,
<DoesNotExist> Now then, i play...
* DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth!
<DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass
position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit
suicide from the terrible n*sync music.

<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of
yourself... is that masturbation or incest?

<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was
trading MP3's.
<gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked,
and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny

<RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns
your milk brown
<RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's

< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule
that would allow anything and everything to come into the
computer?
< tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps?
< GrandTheft> hmm let me try that
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