<`jon`> oh god this is a joke
<`jon`> 'jon-' is taken :/
<`jon`> /whotheFUCKis jon-
<`jon`> oh shit
-:- Jon- [teppic8@usr449-gat.cableinet.co.uk] has joined #
doomroom
<`jon`> its me
<Jon-> heh

<evildoer> EXCERRENT
<Kitsa> what are you babbling on about?
<evildoer> EYE BOUGHT A NEW GITARE AND POLICE QUEST + SWAT
COLACTIAN
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> ah
<evildoer> IT ES TEHS QUALETY GITIR FOR 5 DOLARS
<Kitsa> flea market?
<evildoer> yas
<Kitsa> what did you barter, your spelling ability?

<Mad|Mungkee> I was playing everquest once and this guy killed
himself with a shotgun and broadcasted it in East Commons
<Mad|Mungkee> pretty sad
<brasshorse> did his elf die

<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got
the IRC logs :-o

< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was
leetnes
in a movie
< mcp33p4n75> and ssh
< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my
gf, she just
looked at me like I was a moron

(jo2): Do you know any help files for vb which are legal to
download ?
(@IRBMe): MSDN?
(@IRBMe): or you could look on the CD's or something
(jo2): i have no cds
(@IRBMe): where did they go?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): i never had them
(jo2): i have downloaded a trial ver
(@AndyDev): where did u d/l it from?
(jo2): no warez
(@AndyDev): where did u find the trial version?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): it was 3 month ago
(@AndyDev): then buy the cds
(jo2): ok give me the money
(@AndyDev): OK, download them from here ftp://
warez:download@127.0.0.1
(jo2): it doesn't work

<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?

<wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever.
and i'd fuck all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just
'cause.

<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today,
luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead

<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery
does when she leaves the centre for abused wives?
<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!

<TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ?
<TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@
<moodlet> shitty taste in music

<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM  :P
<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the
morning, i "talk" to them ;)
<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
<Skye-> I bet :P
<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
<fluffi> i "mime" ;)

[Windshear]: I'd lose my dick if it wasn't strapped on

<imagine> I'm gonna go into notepad and make pretend I'm an
op.

<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is
pretty intensive, along with prime

<Mystical> what black super hero movie have u seen
<Mystical> meteor man was
<Oolong> shaft
<Mystical> umm
<Oolong> wait
<Tenchi147> meteor man
<Oolong> is he a super hero
<Oolong> i consider shaft to be a superhero
<Oolong> or at least one bad mutha

[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so
i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv

<navs> i give up
<wolf> navs: isn't that the translation of the french national
anthem?
<navs> hahaha
<boobie> hahaha

<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from
bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole

<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman?
<nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?

<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most
<s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull

<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't?
Regardless of where you're at.)
<aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into
slot b.
<Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the
people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst
they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad,
what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it
in long enough..
<Calisa> Or pull it out too fast..
* semi resists temptation to ask
<Calisa> Temptation to ask what?
<semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast
<semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.

<Jeeba|FG> I think all Juvenile Delinquents should be sent to
spend 5 months with me.
<Sunn_Toucher> Are you a law figure?
<Jeeba|FG> No
<Jeeba|FG> Im a child molester.

<D`Espice> root, god, what's the difference anyway?

<+BmMadDan|Busy> well i gtg and get dresses
<+BmMadDan|Busy> dressed*

<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year
old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to
think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.

<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a
whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe
wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking,
Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch
clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of
shit.

<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before.
<MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well.
<JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP?
<MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration.
<P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)

<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers
like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and
geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.

<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do
distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion

<fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to
death metal..

Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your
productivity and be a mental asset to the company"
Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental
asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net"
Cat1013: I think I need therapy

<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation
<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle.  It involved
a horse too

<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion
clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up

Notnilc:       Is Eric working today?
Jwald90726:    If by  working  you mean  Fucking a minor  then
yes.

<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid

<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese
place
<vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"

<three> why the FUCK do we say TUNA FISH
<three> we don't say CHICKEN BIRD

<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch
penis but being impotent

<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and
hello

<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession
<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano
<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing
this on
<@Hiryu> elton john

<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive

<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll
be in a SPACE COLON
<Avien> Y

<Prozax> 9 cats? you must be really ugly

<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11
tomorrow

<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for
tampons while cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT
FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A
BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"

<mercury> CANADA: WE PUT THE "U" IN SATIRE

<aeth> i don't remember any skullfucking in bladerunner

<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures.
<Seeth_There> I have genital crabs.
<Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.

<dkkev> If a girl cant dance
<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and
stuff