(@^duckman^) shit i ate soap brb

<RjT> I just fucked a chipmunk
<Osmosis> erm
<RjT> ah shit wrong window

Jpfan01 :if guys didn't have orgasms sometimes like women did
Wolf3055 :that would suck
Jpfan01 :we'd be killing entire city blocks
Jpfan01 :and rioting

+(norad) if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you
get woman hitler :/

<Exor> SHOIT
<kevin> hahahahahahaha
<Exor> yea ive been thinking british lately

* Joins: |scott|
(scott@dialup-63.209.124.98.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net)
<|scott|> is anyone here
<|scott|> damn this sucks
<|scott|> i feel like a homeless 88 year old
<|scott|> i shit my pants in Wallgreens today
<|scott|> looked like pancake syrup was coming out of my ass
<|scott|> wtf is wrong with me
<|scott|> :(
<|scott|> i hate my ass
<|scott|> its getting back at me for all the spicy food i eat
<madman`> sick
<[mizi]> scott you're like a child.
<[mizi]> what the hell is wrong with you
<obs1d1an> ack dude
<obs1d1an> better learn some fuckin muscle control son

<prence> i wonder if that time i choked on a popsicle meant i
deep throated it

(killjoy) adora; still. women have things like continous
orgasm, multiple orgasms, etc etc... i'm sure something's
bound to trigger.
(Adora) not if you're good
(Adora) i mean, really good. If you had teh skillz.
(killjoy) i'd rather give her a multiple orgasm then one big
one ;p
(mibi-drunk-on-life) id settle for a light moan
(Adora) i suppose you could kill a hour or so with some (now
legal) texan buttsex and master/slave play...
(mibi-drunk-on-life) adora can i pm you?

[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.
[-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] -
smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org

Aegis> bah
<Aegis> I'm out of pop
<Aegis> and I don't have enough sugar to make koolaid
<Aegis> sec, I'm gonna go melt some freezies into a glass
<Mazrim> store run?
<ameh> lol
<Aegis> Maz: Not while male ingeunity can still prevail

<vasquez> whatever happened to that terron fellow?
* wabbit points to jeff0r
<DragonLord98> he died
<DragonLord98> he got in a car wreck
<DragonLord98> he got thrown through the windshield
<DragonLord98> into oncomming traffic
<vasquez> aww
<DragonLord98> and hit by a church bus
<vasquez> HAHA
<vasquez> i knew that religion bull would kill him in the end

<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick
together, the better it gets.

<ChopLogik> ie ergo vis-a-vis concordantly ex thusly betwixt!
<Brass> Chop:  You missed a "therefore" and a "etc."
<ChopLogik> well i didnt miss YOUR MOM WITH A HUGE LOAD OF
SEMEN

<sta-hi> its too bad that i really like their voices... at
least the end
result after mixing, and that i have an affinity for
russians...
<sta-hi> tatu is just too dumb to fit my perceptions.
<sta-hi> they confuse me.

<Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think
what i want to type
<pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk
though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...

<Sageous> I had a dream that i met michael jackson and he held
my hand while we talked for about 10 minutes....i woke up
feeling like i understood all the weirdness about him...but
then it faded like dreams do and now i cant understand him
again.
<Miss_P> i'd be more worried about him holding your hand if i
were you

--> Globulus (~XXXXXX@XXXXXX.XXXXXXcpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
has joined #c
* Globulus why they ban me from #china all I say is "ME
CHINESE ME MAKE JOKE ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"
--- qball sets ban on *!*@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com

<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in
Arabic

<dts|sKratch> get a serial ata drive
<dts|Oleander> www.shitsex.com
<dts|Oleander> wait
<dts|sKratch> it plugs into pci
<dts|Oleander> wrong link
<dts|Oleander> ahha
<dts|sKratch> HAHAHA
<dts|sKratch> gg clipboard

AndrewLB: The term "What the fuck" might apply here.
AriaStargazer: Would it? :o
AndrewLB: My computer crashes, and now windows claims it's
January 1st 1980...
CrossAlkaid: Your computer is fondly remembering when you
weren't born yet.
AndrewLB: One sec, I'm going to go out and buy as much stock
as I can before time re-asserts it's self.

iHeartDonKnotts: So Tuesday we go to Fry's
iHeartDonKnotts: And I buy a few CD-Rs
iHeartDonKnotts: Rick buys Half Life Platinum Pack, despite
all of us urging him not to
iHeartDonKnotts: And Mo fucking steals two hard drives, a
9700, and an mp3 player
cyateon: wtf
iHeartDonKnotts: I know!
iHeartDonKnotts: Fuck, Rick, I'll burn it for you!

<axi0m> dude
<axi0m> i didnt just cut it
<axi0m> I fucking
<axi0m> lodged the casing of the hdd into my finger
<axi0m> i had to yank it out
*** faze changes the topic to '*** Joins: axi0m
(axi0m@fusion.will.run-the.NET)
<faze> were u termperarily able to access your harddrive via
your circulatory system
<faze> or am i watchin to many tv shows =
<axi0m> yea dude
<axi0m> it was l33t
<axi0m> then I jammed a cat5 cable up my ass and accessed the
matrix

* angeliz she slowly moves her tongue into his mouth ...he
loves it
[Beckham] angeliz?
[Petrock] wrong room?
*** angeliz has left #highveld

* EB eats a banana, really slowly
* SC finds that disturbing.
* eye too
* EB CHOMPS
<eye> O_O
<SC> uck.
* Reis gets an erection.
<eye> for some reason that makes my will yhurt
<EB> lol
<EB> I love doing that... especially when there are lots of
people around. Eat your banana really slow. THen suddenly, go
CHOMP
<SC> heh
<EB> And see how many guys wince.
<eye> you madam are evil!
<EB> yes, yes I am

<HunterZero|Home> my microwave is growling at me
<Baastuul> take the baby out

AoD> Hey.  Would anyone here have paid money to kick Saddam
out of power?
<dubuto> Sure.
<AoD> Pick a figure.
<dubuto> I heard the Iraq thing cost 63odd billion.
<AoD> What would it have been worth to you to get rid of him?
<AoD> OUt of your pocket.
<dubuto> Tough question.
<AoD> It cost us 220 dollars each.
<Meadow_Boxer> Ain't that some shit
<AoD> Could have been worse.
<AoD> Hell, at 220 dollars a pop, I'm game for another tyrant!
<Gavok> How much to eliminate Whoopie Goldberg?

<Kazz> I like how Unreal Tournament is way better than Unreal.
<Kazz> Like how Casablanca Tournament was better than
Casablanca.
<Random-Guy> "In all the servers in all the clans...she had to
join mine."
<Kazz> "Frag the usual suspects."
<SoulBain> "Damnit, you can flag cap for her you can do it for
me."
<Kazz> "I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that camping is going on
in this casino!"

<Wheelman56> when i look back on what i just did to my dog i
no longer wonder why i have no friends
<Jessi> what did you do to the poor thing
<Wheelman56> i took an empty cup and put it on my mouth and
inhaled, therefore sticking it to my face
<Wheelman56> then i jumped up at down at my dog
<Wheelman56> waving my arms
<Wheelman56> and making bird sounds
<Wheelman56> ...

<prefix-> I just feel like going upto any idiotic bitch that
says porn is bad and that boys will be fawked by looking at
it, and just flap down my pants and slap my penis at her

<Gunslinger> The current version of Land Warrior had been
intended for operational use in 2004. Although it has been
much improved over earlier prototypes, the system was deemed  
unreliable  and unlikely to survive the rigors of combat.
<Gunslinger> He explained that LW has three basic  assemblies,
the helmet, the body and the weapons. The helmet assembly
has a wireless antenna, a helmet mounted display and a helmet
interface assembly. The body assembly has a GPS receiver, a
navigation box, a 500-megahertz rugged com-
<Gunslinger> puter operating Windows 2000, another smaller
computer connected to the other PC and a voice-data
communications control set.
<Gunslinger> Their RUnning Windows 2K! HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Gunslinger> We're so fucked...
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> aroo?
<KaiserPanda> lol!!
<Takkie> good lord
<Takkie> can you imagine?
<Takkie> "Illegal operation"
<Gunslinger> "Sir, I can't call in for Air support! Should I
Ctrl+Alt+Del?"

* fudge stares @ his big package
<NightsB> ....
<NightsB> i really hope you got something in the mail
<fudge> yea
<NightsB> ah
<fudge> it didnt occur to me what i said..until after i said
it

<InvisableMan> with the new P4s and the amd opteron...
<Wish> Apple getting bashed everywhere :)
<InvisableMan> apple is the chick at the bukakke party

<slayer> Punctuation should be accompanied with correct
smelling and grammar.

<WeZ> goodie 1 more hour then home time for me
<WeZ> hehe
<WeZ> not coming back this afternoon
<Guyt_X> lucky
<Guyt_X> why
<Guyt_X> do u need to eat ?
* Guyt_X runs
<WeZ> going to the doctor to have a mole removed
<Guyt_X> why dont u just wash
<Guyt_X> sorry im nasty
<Guyt_X> that was un called for
<WeZ> sies
* Guyt_X goes to wash his mouth out with soap
* Guyt_X hands WeZ the soap
<Guyt_X> u might need this

<Work_Plague> irl?
<WorkLord> its like irc only with less text and more gravity

<Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!
<smarm> hehe
<Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old
male?

<ksennin> Easy E is the only member of NWA who gets any pussy
<TripleRach> doubtful
<TripleRach> easy e is dead
<ksennin> what really
<TripleRach> uh yeah
<ksennin> oh man i lost track of my homies. :|
<TripleRach> he died of aids many years ago
<ksennin> aha
<ksennin> So he did get lots of pussy.

<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if
i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come
and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the
funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life
support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm
miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone,
i'm going to kill myself

<Torke> haha, tgp couldn't score with a chick if she came
right up to him and asked to suck his dick
<Torke> because
<Torke> that happened
<Torke> and he didn't score

<@London> and you're 18, a little early to be making a huge
deal out of a 5 month relationship
<%KiK`Grieving> Normally I would agree, but even though it's
been only 5 months, it seems like so much more.
<+Spazz> He plays quake and idles in a channel on netfrag. 
Having a girlfriend is like.. a status.  Puts you above the
rest.  When you lose that status, it sucks.  :p
<%KiK`Grieving> Indeed.

<F|Mizan> "Canada.com is reporting that some 20,000 Canadians
listed "Jedi" as their religion in the last national census
(2001)"
<M|SubAt0Mic> No wonder the US doesn't respect us

<pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis
<pk_madness00> :\
<Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?

<bob_hobo_killer> It's 10:00 do you know where your children
are?
<meiv4> in a handful of tissues in my trashcan

<randomguy99> What's a guy (like me) got to do to get +h or
higher around here?
<PPN[fp]> send cash
<PPN[fp]> :D
<randomguy99> Can't I just sleep with someone?
<PPN[fp]> all the ops are male
* randomguy99 is now known as randomchick99
<randomchick99> not a problem

<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my
dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off
to cartoons in there!?"
<richmond> :(
<BloodFromStone> haha
<BloodFromStone> Busted.
<Dragonfly> lol
<richmond> haha
<richmond> yeah :(

procrastination is like masturbation, it feels real good while
your doing it, but in the end you realize your just screwing
yourself/

<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill
yourself
<Bertovo> No
<Bertovo> I would kill my parents
<kmad> good point
<Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table"
<kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself"
<Bertovo> if only it were that easy

<gwb> qu:230; [23|30] <trunks> thanks to you and your advice
[23|31] <trunks> i have a bandaid on my balls [23|31] <trunks>
fucker. [23|31] <trunks> and i clogged my shower drain
<gwb> lmao @ the clogged shower
<Gold> wtf
<Shreds> what the
<Gold> he shaved his nutsack?
* trunks has joined #drifters
<Shreds> hahahaha
<gwb> roflflflf
* Shreds hands trunks a mach3
<trunks> whatever
* trunks has left #drifters

<UGT> http://www.superracer.com
<UGT> dl :)
<Jorkapp> ...the demo is 42 megs
<Jorkapp> thats about 2.5 hours on dialup
<UGT> better start now
<Jorkapp> I would rather spend those 2.5 hours dling pr0...
HalfLife Mods.
<UGT> lol
* Jorkapp whistles innocently

<NekoGuy> Hey Guys, long time no see, ever since that fucking
war on terror started, I'm currently building several
strategic size nuclear weapons, and wanted you're opinion,
I've secured weapons grade plutonium, now I can't decide, gun
type or implosive war heads? I'm gonna mount them on #
1283-8171-200 Deep Strike Cruise Missiles, so weight is an
issue
<NekoGuy> um... wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> sorry
<Xypher> if that was an attempt to be funny it sucked.
<NekoGuy> No, it was seriously the wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> fucking idiot.
<Robby> implosive war head
<NekoGuy> Really? Thanks.