<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea <ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines. <ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT." <ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower experience, heh. at that age, i figured that was the only liquid that came out of there.
<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> DRUGS ARE BAD <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> unless you are sick <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or depressed <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or having trouble sleeping <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need to stay awake <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need a little inspiration <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to win a sporting event <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to look cool <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you're just not feeling 100% <SUPERHAPPYDUDE> but other than that they are BAD
< Mennonite> hey docfu < Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days < Mennonite> did you? < docfu> Menno well, i had a headblowing in there too < docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my brain and become eurphoric... < TenBaseT> docfu: when that happens it's time to loosen the belt.
<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
* niki-luv waves * s_ surfs niki
<McKree> The hills have eyes... <Suerte> urinate in them
<virt> i'm a musician. of course i hate HHC. you can't like it unless you are a) a candy raver, b) a candy raver, c) a candyraver, and possibly d) tone deaf and epileptic - and/or german
<@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands? <+K_Praslowicz> Mecause it is mass-produced crap <@Rob_Saunders> it's not all crap :( <+K_Praslowicz> Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.
* Dante changes topic to 'ChanServ can go suck a cock.' * ChanServ changes topic to 'Fuck You'
* God plays the Sims. * God clicks on "Gothic" and selects "swear" <Gothic> Fuck <Gothic> Wait, what
<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program? <su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl <su-noel> we keep him in a box
<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/ <Mortarion> yes you did <noddy> sorry dude :*( <The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P <noddy> :/ <Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again? <noddy> again!? <Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks <Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned <The_Gifted_One> ROFL
<spungles> ooh <spungles> hot chick in the park <spungles> bbl <moleman> WAIT <moleman> give us a URL first! <xanex> no <xanex> I think he means IRL
* |SiN| yawns. * Asfand_Yar has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * mattsteg|mobile has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * paq_ has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * sleep|761 has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * |SiN| has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * Tang has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * rasp has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * hack|afk has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * thorak has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * Jim_ has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * kampf_wk has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * hack|afk has joined #2cpu * Asfand_Yar has joined #2cpu * mattsteg|mobile has joined #2cpu * paq_ has joined #2cpu * thorak has joined #2cpu * rasp has joined #2cpu * Tang has joined #2cpu * kampf_wk has joined #2cpu * |SiN| has joined #2cpu * Jim_ has joined #2cpu * niven.freenode.net sets mode: +oooo hack|afk kampf_wk |SiN| Jim_ * sleep|761 has joined #2cpu <DracoDanMP> wow sin, you must have some nasty, nasty breathe <DracoDanMP> you just blew half the channel away with a yawn
[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis. [Jade Lotus] lol [mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before? [mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness. [mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"
<pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> kirby dances <pathogen> for money <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(O_O)> <pathogen> cha-cha-cha! <kermit> gay
<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00. <Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight."
<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224 objects... <Boko> :O <Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc
<LaaG> i wonder if sponge bob has a square dick
<chris> i've been to a lan-party with 130 people on the weekend <Matthew> Cool. <Matthew> I have the internet. <Matthew> It's one big lan party. <Matthew> But the difference is... <Matthew> You can jerk off, and no one knows. <chris> true that
<aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or something, but also that it had compression. <Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his honeyed lies.
<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x <DontHurt> ^^;; <hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex <Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality?
<Tea_Bag> yo fox is Mulder your surname <FoxMulder> Tea_Bag: erm...no <FoxMulder> is Bag yours?
* Kep hugs awsome * Kep quickly flips her over and punts over over the field goal... three points! <Kep> woot! =) <Kep> the keppies win the superbowl! <Kep> =) * Kep pokes aws * Ghaurok|afk has joined #tz * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ghaurok|afk * Kep punts Ghaurok|afk through the field goal! * [3x]Taenarin trys to punts Kep, but [3x]Taenarins foot gets stuck in Keps ass! <[3x]Taenarin> HELP! <[3x]Taenarin> GET IT OFF! <Kep> =( <Kep> HELP! <Kep> GET IT OUT! * Kep has quit IRC (Client Exiting) <[3x]Taenarin> fucker, he stole my shoe =(
<ginzo_> my company sponsored a 50 Cent/Jay-Z concert <ginzo_> on july 9th <ginzo_> hahhaahhaha <ginzo_> WE ROCK <therdrai|> ginzo - what company is this? <ginzo_> Cincinnati Bell <therdrai|> oh <therdrai|> are your CEO's and upper management gonna attend <ginzo_> but i bet the pres will <ginzo_> he's very into hanging out with africans <therdrai|> ha <ginzo_> PR trip or something <therdrai|> yea <therdrai|> so he can say "look i'm not racist, fifty cents is one of my best friends"
<Bendit> damn it, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad <Bendit> cherry season is already over <Bendit> :( <Bendit> 1/3 of them seem to be almost rotting <Bendit> and the rest have no flavour <Bendit> there are so few things I like, WHY MUST THEY BE SEASONAL??!!? <Bulk> :// <omega> lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round. <Bulk> im so glad you're in a good mood omega
<@B-Spider`> you young bastage <@B-Spider`> your balls drop yet? <@|Qc|Cutthroat> all 3 of them <@|Qc|Cutthroat> to my surprise
<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really want snail shit on my face?
* @baafie creams over AngelPHiSH <@AngelPHiSH> o_O * @AngelPHiSH wipes up <@james> that's parksie's job O_o <@AngelPHiSH> a little warning next time please * @james hides * @AngelPHiSH slaps james gently <@AngelPHiSH> also: repeatedly <@james> :( <@james> ;P <@AngelPHiSH> wah now you made me think about parksie again >. < * @AngelPHiSH snivels in her corner <@AngelPHiSH> im so aloooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee <%Lioness> wahh wahh :oP <%Lioness> Quit being emo <@AngelPHiSH> sob sob <%Lioness> It's been.....over 2 months for me. <@AngelPHiSH> i cant help being emo! <%Lioness> And I've still got 4 weeks to go. <@AngelPHiSH> yes but YOU DONT FEEL PAIN LIKE I DO <@baafie> That's because she doesn't do anal. <@AngelPHiSH> O_O <@baafie> ;P <%Lioness> lollers <@AngelPHiSH> wtf <@a-arse[away]> lollerNOTFUNNEY <@a-arse[away]> -e <@AngelPHiSH> wtfwtfwtf <@AngelPHiSH> i.. <@AngelPHiSH> O_O <@AngelPHiSH> from cream to anal.. IN ONE EASY CONVERSATION! <@AngelPHiSH> Just add baafie <@baafie> ^_^
[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol [(chillin)] sex [(chillin)] with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so? [(AtTi2uDe)] lol [(chillin)] are u sure [(chillin)] cause i think u did [(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol [(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you [(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous [(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is
Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!! I am starting up a internet membership where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net. Only catch is honesty about the types of cards you have. Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.
<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? <Porn_Angel> what? <SKS> wat? <Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..
(@zany-) omg, I can hear my mom masturbating :l (@NpZ^) Ahaha (@zany-) wai... she doesn't think I'm home (@zany-) brb (@zany-) great now I'm grounded (@NpZ^) HAHA :D
<-M-> i went and bought a mint flavoured condom just to see what it tasted like <-M-> i regretted it a lot when my bro walked in on me licking it <exclamation> did u munch the jobe? <-M-> i thiink he's gonna need more therapy than me <BigKev> did u turn to your bro and say "well.....we were out of mints"
* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double * +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut * +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire * +politik corrupts ramoth's heap * +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory * +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack * +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers * +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room * +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block * +politik cuts off ramoth's private member * +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class * +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes! * +politik is out of ideas * +politik :: ~politik(); * +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace! <+ramoth4> I win! * +ramoth4 beat C++. <+ramoth4> The last guy was hard.
<Berrik> my goddamned school has fat cheerleaders <Berrik> let me tell you something <Berrik> there's only one half of a girl's chest I want to see jiggle when she jumps <Berrik> and it ain't the bottom half
Aaron|SYS> Hello <Aaron|SYS> I am Aaron, a System Operator (SYSOP) for Mindspring <Aaron|SYS> I will be monitoring the activities of Mindspring and Earthlink subscribers this evening <Aaron|SYS> Have a pleasurable and enjoyable day or night! *** Quits: Aaron|SYS (Killed (SFC (hi, I'm an ircoperator, and I will be regulating your activity monitoring)))
Mix-Master-Movies: MY GROUP NAME IS Mix-Master-Movies: REAL MOVIES ON KAZAA amanda: the link Mix-Master-Movies: ITS ON MSN Mix-Master-Movies: SO AMANDA WILL YOU JOIN amanda: no Mix-Master-Movies: WHY amanda: i dont usa kazaaa amanda: and u wont give me the link. Mix-Master-Movies: WHAT LINK Mix-Master-Movies: I DONT HAVE A WEBSITE Mix-Master-Movies: ITS IN THE MSN GROUPS
* flathead has joined #zdoom <Zack`> a dragon in thick, fluffy white diapers <flathead> sounds like I missed one hell of a discussion here
<NekoLocke|Runescape> What the hell? some girl offered me cybersex on Runescape in exchange for all the gold ore I had in my inventory. @_@ <Danny> now you do it be a man whore :P <Eden99> LOL XD; <Noval> Wow, a game with real hookers. That's inpressive.
< Teratogen> Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.
(maddox@) I just thought of a joke, I don't know if someone has already made this up, but here it goes: What actor would Christopher Reeve be if he could trade places with anyone? Christopher Walken
Spoon35: http://www.oddworldz.com/fmweekly/kellypinup.jpg SenorWeird: who? Momog: hehe SenorWeird: who is that? Momog: kelly hu = the wolverine chick from xmen SenorWeird: Kelly who? Spoon35: exactly! SenorWeird: Kelly Exactly? Momog: heh Momog: it's a trap! SenorWeird: Just tell me the chick's name. It's Kelly what? Spoon35: Hu. SenorWeird: ?! SenorWeird: The chick you just posted a picture of! Spoon35: Hu SenorWeird: That's what I wanna know! Kelly who! Spoon35: exactly! SenorWeird: So it's Kelly Exactly! * Marty11 Laughs in the strange confusion Spoon35: Hu. SenorWeird: The girl in the picture you posted is Kelly Exactly Momog: Hu, Kelly. Momog: HA! SenorWeird: Yes, Kelly, Momog. Spoon35: Kelly Momog?? SenorWeird: Kelly Exactly Momog: doh SenorWeird: Okay, you know what? Forget this. SenorWeird: Let's talk about that hot chick in Mulholland Drive and The Ring. SenorWeird: What's her name? Momog: who? SenorWeird: her name Spoon35: Watts. SenorWeird: yes, I think my question was quite clear. Spoon35: Watts. * Momog covers his ears and screams SenorWeird: are you not understanding me? SenorWeird: Who is the chick from The Ring? Spoon35: I think I understand. you want to know Watts. SenorWeird: Not What, who. Who is the chick from The Ring. Spoon35: no, Watts is the chick from the Ring SenorWeird: Who is? Spoon35: no, she was in X2 SenorWeird: What?! Spoon35: exactly. SenorWeird: Exactly was in X2. okay. SenorWeird: so then Who was in the ring? Spoon35: Hu was. SenorWeird: Who was in the ring? Spoon35: no. Watts was in the Ring. Hu was in X2. SenorWeird: Exactly. Now, let's get back to the Ring. What's that chick's name? Spoon35: watts. SenorWeird: okay, I'm lost. SenorWeird: What's the name of the chick from X2? Spoon35: no, Watts is the name of the chick from the Ring SenorWeird: Forget about the ring. I don't want to hear about Who was in the ring. Spoon35: watts SenorWeird: Am I not clear? Who was in X2? Spoon35: yes. SenorWeird: Yes? SenorWeird: Yes what? Spoon35: Yes Hu! No Watts. SenorWeird: .... SenorWeird: What?! Momog: i am logging this and using it as blackmail against you both SenorWeird: oh, this is either genius or stupidity.
<Skilless15> what's rtfm <Skilless15> i forgot <@avaxx> read the fucking manual. <Skilless15> why <Skilless15> you could just tell me
<Kazak> man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit <Nash> uh oh <Kazak> HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL! <Nash> ?! <Kazak> I PUT A STAPLE THROUGH MY DICK! <Nash> HOLY SHIT! <Nash> You really are a crazy bastard! *Killer_jeep has joined the conversation. <Kazak> good fucking hell this hurts LIKE HELL <Killer_jeep> What? <Nash> he put a staple thru his dick <Killer_jeep> DEAR GOD *Killer_jeep has left the conversation. <Kazak> shit now I have to piss! Brb <Nash> this can’t be good <Kazak> BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCK! <Nash> what happened! *Darkness has joined the conversation. <Kazak> the piss flew out of the staple holes <Darkness> WTF!? *Darkness has left the conversation. <Kazak> I had to straddle the toilet to get it in! <Nash> are you gonna go to the ER? <Kazak> are you crazy? no fucking way <Nash> well try pulling it out <Kazak> I can’t it hurts like hell if I try! <Nash> well it has to come out sooner or later. <Nash> better off sooner, before anyone sees you. <Kazak> GODDAM THIS HURTS <Nash> its your own fault, you know. <Kazak> shutup! augh this hurts!!! <Kazak> GRGGRFFFFDJH~!!11 *Aaron has joined the conversation <Aaron> whats up guys? <Nash> The crazy bastard put a staple through his dick <Aaron> FUCKING HELL *Aaron has left the conversation. <Kazak> THANK GOD!!! I got it out!!! <Nash> right…what about the holes? <Kazak> uhh… *Malaina has joined the conversation. <Kazak> I’ll have to cover my dick with band-aids. <Malaina> what the hell are you talking about? <Kazak> oh shit. Nash, don’t!!!! <Nash> your boyfriend put a staple through his dick <Malaina> FUCKING HELL YOU SICK BASTARD! *Malaina has left the conversation.
<typobox43> brb, grabbing a floppy dick
<dj_enkie> im a good babysitter <dj_enkie> the boy is older <dj_enkie> e is like 8 <dj_enkie> and he will become me someday <dj_enkie> i give him porn to not tell his parents that i drink their booze
<ph0rce> this is like turning into a war <ph0rce> back like vietnam <ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN <ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES <ph0rce> RETURN FIRE <ph0rce> *dos attack*
* St-Lemur puts pasta next to antipasti <KCaesar> You FOOL! You'll kill us all!
<Catmando> I've never had an IDE cable with a hole like that <Catmando> I've had floppy cables, but never IDE <dealer_> youve never had sex with a girl, but that's not saying it doesnt exist <narayan`> ouch <ran_dogg|> i can't top that <Catmando> well, I do have more experience with IDE cables than with women