* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-206.spectrumdsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout) * Atma (~atma@216-21-193-5.spectrumdsl.net) has joined #kvs * Atma will strangle his father if he ever tries to get his attention by flipping the lightswitch off and on again
<Dark_Soul>Just because I'm from Canada doesnt mean I live in an igloo. <Ralts>What, you fucking homeless?
CaptainRonfornow: How do you spell idal correctly CaptainRonfornow: that it right idal Sylas Cren: idol? CaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right Sylas Cren: heh CaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them
< relnev> cool, this 8-page pdf has 3 pages intentionally left blank < relnev> that's like a big waste of e-trees
<wonderwoman> and electrode pads around the rectum are reason enough to pay attention to a thorough shave. . . <wonderwoman> um, oops <dellarte> wow that was enlightening ww <wonderwoman> um, wrong window
[runedude]: im getting akilled too :(( [runedude]: bye folks [21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis] Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)
<Kurushimi> Ö_ö <SyntaxGlitch> ...Kuru, kindly shave those eyebrows off. They offend me.
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in <Johntuan> canada
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds. <Dylflon> That's nice. <Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape. <Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
ashp: OMG MATT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MATRIX ashp: AFTER THE BIG SHOWDOWN WITH SMITH ashp: RUFUS DROPS OUTTA THE SKY AND SAYS "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE" ashp: and it was all just an excellent adventure
(SnapScan): hablais español? (Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi
« Kil88|Savage » i'm gonna have a polo with my name on it :D <Bennie> im gonna get some boxers with <dick> on the front <Bennie> then im gonna get a sock « Squeeb » lol :) « Squeeb » ace <Bennie> with </dick> on <Bennie> :D « Squeeb » LMAO
Geeky Weezer Fan: Is she still downright refusing head? onkeybutt87: haha onkeybutt87: I haven't really asked her since Saturday onkeybutt87: but I think so, yeah onkeybutt87: why? Geeky Weezer Fan: Slit her throat. onkeybutt87: well, I guess that's one way to get it in there...
<Dareon> I wonder where my package is. <Valvados> checked between your legs? <Dareon> If it was there, I wouldn't be so bored right now, would I?
Kirby: So like this one time I was fucking this dude in the ass and then I threw up on his back. ZAn3Yt: I didn't now you were gay Kirby... katchup: He isn't, that was a shakespeare quote.
<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet. <FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.
<mojo> I want me a pet monkey. <Synthetic> My aunt had one, the smell was ungodly. It was allways beating off and if it got scared it would deficate in it's hand a throw it. <mojo> I know, that's why I want one. If it can beat it's self off then I can teach it how to do it to me. <synthetic> ... <Capin> Um... so anyway I went to the zoo this one time and one of the gorillas stole my dad's wallet! <Synthetic> That was no gorilla, it was a black guy in a fur coat. The son of a bitch has my shoes. <mojo> I still want a monkey if anybody cares.
<wilywampa> dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need to get a job <wilywampa> i said i could steal money instead <wilywampa> and she asked from whom <wilywampa> i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money and beat them to death" <wilywampa> and she said "that's awful, why would you do something like that?" <wilywampa> i said "because babies don't have money"
<darko``> Heh, funny how ignore doesn't completely ignores certain nicks/masks. Some kind of messages still pass by. <Ashe> Guess you have a crappy client <darko``> Maybe it's just my client though :/ <Ashe> Guess I'm the one ignored
<Arran> brb, loo. <Stirfry_Ninja> arran is anally retentive <aussie_singh> :p <Stirfry_Ninja> :D <EvoX> he rents his anus??!!
Captain Ferrell: COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN Captain Ferrell: they're not all Demosthenes: ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM KAZAA! Captain Ferrell: exactly Demosthenes: Wow, that was a lot of adjectives Captain Ferrell: it sounded like an anime title
<ChaosReactor> RIAA is tricksy try to tricks us. <ChaosReactor> Try to take away our precious!
<BeadGrl> just call me Mrs. Robinson <Greek> haha <ZekeMacNeil> Beadgrl likes her men in the same manner that she likes her scotch. <BeadGrl> aged 18 years in a barrel?
* Now talking in #israel <Idiot-boy> Hey #israel! Soo... hitler.
herblackwings29:: I'm bored shotgunlo:: me too shotgunlo:: but I'm also hungry herblackwings29:: I have tacos shotgunlo:: mmm herblackwings29:: they are like cardboard though shotgunlo:: I would love to eat your taco, Becky herblackwings29:: I bet herblackwings29:: my taco doesn't taste like cardboard shotgunlo:: I love the fact that you know that
<ppolf> I told my brother if you take the cotton wool bit out of a vics inhaler and rubbed it under your eyes, you see in black and white. <ppolf> He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes out for two hours.
<`Riku> Ok, so there's this UN meeting, and there are a lot of important people in there discussing how to get a peace in Iraq <`Riku> after the meeting the President of France comes to George Bush and says: "Mr. Bush, there's something I'd like to ask... My son is a huge Star Trek fan, and he'd like to know why there are no Arabians on the show?" <`Riku> Bush thinks a second, then smirks and says; <`Riku> "Cause it takes place in the future."
<jaymeekae> i feel so american <Moonman> you shot someone?
<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. <Kevyn> What's scary about heaven? <Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there.
<Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just come over and say 'can i have candy' <sloth> yeah <sloth> dude <sloth> one had a trash bag on <kokanin> hey <kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth! <Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying to sell me candy
* ol has joined #mapcore <Flashdevil> I will rub my sperm in so many places that they won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without getting pregnant. <ol> um... did i come in at a bad time?
<Zombie_Punk> You bastards wouldn't know a Clerks reference if it analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your gastank.
<Mr_Vain> I'd rather have an admirer than a stalker any day <Phrim> what's the difference, Bonz? :-) <Mr_Vain> a stalker doesn't blink when they look at you <Mr_Vain> it's very unnerving
TrivBaby: QUESTION: 1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become? catman1229: men destinatas: priests destinatas: clergy ZaDaRoN: members LmRiVaRaT: sluts QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat LmRiVaRaT: bitches destinatas: queens LmRiVaRaT: hoes ZaDaRoN: divorced LmRiVaRaT: whores dbcpool: voters
<ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass?? <ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something
<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire?
<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy? <Aegis`> yah, but only once. <kinkos> once is all i need!
<Lointamer> oh crap...kids found my vibrators again
<AV-Cables> np: [ - ] [06:05m] <Frozen-Solid> god DAMN your tags suck av. <AV-Cables> I know. :D <AV-Cables> No, I have to re-tag them. <AV-Cables> I just converted ALL my songs to 192kbps. <AV-Cables> And the Smashing...LIVE! soundtrack to 320kbps. <Frozen-Solid> uh.... <Frozen-Solid> converted from what...? <AV-Cables> 128kbps
<despair> I need a nigger HD :( <despair> b <despair> bigger <despair> omfg... bad ass typo
<Lachlan> Doogie, what the fuck do you think the emergency generators are there for? <Doogie> ummm.... <Sam> Generating Emergencies.
<squid> This spider is such an asshole. <Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity? <squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not. <Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider
<Trekkie> this ant has run around 15 times around the screen of my monitor <IceBerg> kill it with ur mouse <Trekkie> i tried clicking on him; he wont die <IceBerg> no you nerd, smash it with your mouse
<@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.
<dekk> your mom lost her virginity in a penis accident <[b&]shoez> i lost my penis in a virginity accident
(@[e]space) going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion
[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
<RoyCastle> i think my body is compensating for my not eating anything by delving deeper into insanity <RoyCastle> like earlier I was looking at a picture of a dead cat on the internet and for a moment it made me understand multivariable calculus <mflynn00> liar <RoyCastle> k.. it was midget pr0n
DittzieBlondee06: is she a better kisser then me DittzieBlondee06: haha onkeybutt87: haha, I wish I knew DittzieBlondee06: hahaha DittzieBlondee06: i bet ya do DittzieBlondee06: lol onkeybutt87: I'll just have to use my imagination DittzieBlondee06: yep DittzieBlondee06: ya will onkeybutt87: or chloroform
<MightyBlueJustice> I need to jack a hole in this floor so I can get the internet hooked up to the comp in the basement. <MightyBlueJustice> I need more power tools <MKDemon> You don't have a drill? <MightyBlueJustice> We do somewhere. <MightyBlueJustice> All I can find is a power sander and I just don't have that kind of time.