* Spanky-G has parts of the old testament in his lungs
<Angel``> ??
<Spanky-G> I ran out of cigarette paper...

<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a
well armed baby

<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag
smell like chloroform to you?

<KTP> Having... seizure... and... erection... at.. same
time... call 976

<DRLEGO> OH THAT FUCKING IDIOT
<DRLEGO> my gf bought me a xmas gift
<DRLEGO> off amazon
<DRLEGO> but she used my account to do it
<DRLEGO> so it charged ME
<tuffguy> haha
<tuffguy> owned

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<+an1me> NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, SNAKE!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!#!#
<@Master_Tang> rofl
<Shaytan> LOL
<Corellion> LOL

<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
<%Hamtaro> And got this
<%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name
<%Hamtaro> 
<%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use

<ACAB> 1st time i delt with a dead body i had to remove all
personal belongings and put the lady in a body bag when i was
an intern at the hospital ER... i put on all her jewlery and
got in trouble :(
<baggle> That's some fucked up shit man
<ACAB> i put on her wedding ring and was like "Sorry ladies,
im taken"

<Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest
christmas tree of all time
<Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup
drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in
because of a noise complaint
<Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while
the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise"
question routine
<Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop
stick his head in the door and only look one way before
deciding they were wasting their time
<Potato> When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong,
he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out
the christmas tree the cop missed
<Potato> I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot
plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is
sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin'
"Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of
me, bitch?"

<+  XmasCola> "this screener has been electronically coded to
assist in tracking illegal duplications.  unothorized
duplication of this screener is stricly forbidden."
<+  XmasCola> "if you copied it, we know who did it, so you
might as well just turn yourselves in and then we won't punish
you as bad"
<+  XmasCola> "we swear we're not bluffing"
<+  XmasCola> "we saw hackers"

<pixistix> I like sending out messages in a bottle.
<pixistix> But I'm creative.
<pixistix> "I have been shipwrecked at sea, while bringing an
important message."
<pixistix> "Do not, under any circumstances, allow President
Kennedy to go to Dallas"

<Aliya> Who is peer?
<Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is.  You have to be
peered for yourself.

~ Carrotz: Question: In 'alice in wonderland', with what were
the words 'eat me' written on the cake
> Azrael: icing
> Azrael: blood
~ rh|semiafk: arial
> Azrael: rofl

<goatasaur> my name is Spalding, i believe you've played with
my balls

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<larra> u people are terrible!
<larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!
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<Bl1tz|> lol I think Tatu arose out of a secret expiriment to
log the average American's web search
<Bl1tz|> and they came up with 'young teenage Russian
lesbians'

Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza
Rice   
Myke`: wth kinda name is that?
dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.

<JuSTiNb> this old cleaning lady at burger king said she was
gonna beat me with a broom

<Viper187> ok
<Viper187> I don't like Alcohol
<Viper187> fuckin auto-eject
<Viper187> It read the Halo CD, then spit the CD back out at
me
<Viper187> causing the CD tray to knock my goddamn glass off
the desk

<Turtle> FUCK i just accidently stapled my homework to the
wall

<+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car 
<+[G-Prime]> Oh great
<+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash
<@Crucial> blue windshield of death

<Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.
<Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.
<ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?
<STL> Well, then their parents will have to go fuck with the
Merovingian
<ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible

.+vera: wtf is a manga
.+sheep: its a fruit
.+sheep: retard
.+vera: k

<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
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(flood)

<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool.
you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays
rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled
"FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.

<CrackyMcZap> why don't we get a Straight Pride parade?
<Kaejo> they're called gun & knife shows

<joshua_> C ECE DBRY AOT URP YDAY TCBE RU YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> BRYDCBI CO ,RPYDF RU YDAY TCBE UR YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACC.............................!
<joshua_> AND FUCK YOU TOO MR. DVORAK

<xtort> I smell homosexuality!
<|Spanky|> got your head up your ass again?

<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their
revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be
able to fit in a small backpack

<Fubar> Reminds me in class, when some teacher was going off
on us about feminazi shit, she goes "A woman can do anything a
man can!" and my friends goes "well you can't produce sperm!"

<@Serge`> LOL
<@Lord_Saros> stfu you fuxing noob
<@Lord_Saros> AOL kiddie !
<@Deadpool-> somone uses aol here?
<@Lord_Saros> Sxales does
<@Sxales> ha
<@Deadpool-> you make me sick
<@Lord_Saros> He just keeps his aol line on a low profile
*@Sxales hides it under a rug
<@Sxales> what?
<@Lord_Saros> Nothing (:
<@Sxales> i'm too fucking cheap to use aol, i just yell in
binary real loud

<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons
<TeamGato-Mumbo> brb

<skunk>What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like
this??

<Luna-Chan> I'm bleeding
<Forte> Don't shoot the messenger.

<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you
a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth

<the|navigator> I want a doormat that says: Home Sweet
Localhost.

<jws> You just *know* you have a virus when you see this:
<jws> (D:) Local Disk
<jws> Total size: 66631337 GB

<barryk> Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to
US homeland security ?
<`dA> yes
<`dA> iraq was an asshole
<spikeb> and the us military was a giant penis

<magpie> why am I watching spice girls behind the music
<magpie> am I that bored
<jeff> you obviously need to spice up your life

The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to
a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt
production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and
give a sense of security while actually screwing you!

meg32185: you're weird
meg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the
internet?

<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No?
Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."

<goran> "I once said "owned" to a black man before. talk about
awkward moment..."

<@Usama> I am gonna get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my
penis.....because women like to blow money and I like to watch
my money grow.

<fosheeze> i ate oatse for breakfast
<BigBrother_> was that a typo of oats, or goatse?
<BigBrother_> I'm hoping it was oats, or do you eat horribly
disfigured anus?

<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a :S face in real life while at
the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was
doing it
<Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking
my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend"
<Gareth>: Thats When i Realised.........
<Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise
<Gareth>: I Fucken realised there were a bunch of retards
stroking my head!!!

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< marlies> ello all
< Jops> welcome to the tumbleweed zone
< kev> o.
< kev>     'o
< kev>                 `o
< kev>                                 o'
< marlies>                                                   
o,
< kev> congratulations, you have won tonights star prize!
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< kev> freedom from irc

<r4v3n> there is just NO good excuse, if caught in my gfs room
in the middle of the night
<r4v3n> "hey mr c...was walking by your house and i dropped my
penis...it fell into your daughter, but i've collected it now
and will just be...on...my...way"

<+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm
under
<@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it?
<+_chester_> i want to see his technique
<@Psybrid> lol
<+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover,
the guy is pulling more than teeth

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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> teh
<Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error
<posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press
alt+f4 to fix it
<posit> *sometimes
<Waxycat> that quits irc
<Falnom> ALT+F4 quick!
<Waxycat> why?
* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
<posit> you have a fatal error
<Waxycat> otherwize?
<posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system
<Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds
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<posit> damn yeah
<Palish> bahhahah.
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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> what happened?
<Waxycat> again?!?!
<Waxycat> it says it again!
<posit> again?
<Waxycat> what should i do?!
<posit> maybe a config problem
<Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit?
<posit> not sure exactly
<posit> but I don't think it's good
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