<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7
              years or whatever
              <MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now

<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably
              don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's
              stupid. I am running UNIX!

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in
              #100%preteensexpix

<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that
              portable pocket pussy again

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with
              HISTORY

<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you
              choose all the ugly ones =)

<DigDug> warez > sex
              <kisama> it is true.
              <kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.

<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC
              CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE
              DEATH

<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC

<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for
              copyright infringement
              <Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
              <DigDug> Yes.
              <DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
              <DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
              <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
              <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her
              house
              <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know
              where i lived?

<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay
              for it

<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN
              TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'

<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a
              ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
              <DigDug> How much?
              <jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u'
              instead of 'u'
              <Ohtani> err
              <kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?

<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank
              aren't they?
              <Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins

<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
              <ckx> and i was considering it for awhile

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking
              off into a cup!

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish
              i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job
              some day

<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
              <matt`> called "babies"

<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
              <Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp

<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?

<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella
              her groove back

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese
              teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.

<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
              <VIVI> Microsoft Word
              <VIVI> Microsoft Excel
              <VIVI> Solitaire

<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana

<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole
              windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
              <iMike-> and it's not working properly

<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?

<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective
              iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative
              value

<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
              <Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
              <MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96

<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member
              of the opposite sex. This could prevent
              copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.

<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !

<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if
              i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my
              money is fixing the car#@$#@

<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me

<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my
              classes
              <EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!!
              because black people just jack cars!!!

<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose

<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
              <scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt

<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better
              looking head she' wouldnt be half bad

<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
              <Guilty> ArabIRC Network

<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
              <Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your
              jacket?

<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back
              so you can talk to us

<SYch0> [^_^
              <blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer

<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a
              live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad
              hot chicks
              <AlmtyBob> teenage chicks

<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes

<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got
              introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im
              tired

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off

<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black
              bra, and she blamed it on him

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her
              ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis
              inside of her.
              <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.