<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and
              looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
              <hypr> wtf are donut seeds

<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
              <strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than
              ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.

<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/

<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would
              buy it

<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next
              president!!!!!)

<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY

<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
              *** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))

<Moot> masturbatin time
              <Moot> I'm livin dangerously
              <Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
              <Guilty> The white trash chip

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do
              it for too long, though...

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking
              kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at
              3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim
              and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and
              says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and
              walks off

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution
              comes out on GBC?

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
              <Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
              <UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then
              smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from
              aerosmith or something
              <scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2
              polygon

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
              <C-Rock> i might even swallow.

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy
              from a std clinic come in
              <iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
              <iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
              <iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be
              more of a softcore magazine'

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
              <_Riddler_> and I got this boner
              <_Riddler_> I dunno
              <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
              <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
              <FuNGiSiDE> er wtf

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
              <Relevant> Oops wrong window.

<iln> cd earlyteen

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where
              we could connect to a server and chat with each other in
              channels we create?

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
              <Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
              <D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they
              should have a /whowas command to see who people were after
              they quit.
              <Spidey> they do, goemon
              <Goemon> damn.
              <Goemon> my mom must have dropped
              <Goemon> me

<EM[mMF]> man
              <EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
              <EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
              <EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
              <EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
              <EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the
              answering machine

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any
              minute :P
              *** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
              <reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get
              ready for the ass reaming of his life.

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live
              until 65

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
              <iln> you can't abuse pot ash

<ckx> women ask for it
              <ckx> they act all old and mature
              <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
              <ckx> and they get all bitchy
              <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure
              removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in
              public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi
              legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal
              points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary
              schools in the state.

<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
              <Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
              <Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
              <Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
              <repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
              <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
              <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I
              started getting dressed before she could turn on the
              lights......
              <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes
              on already, and she can't find her undies.......
              <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
              <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
              <emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
              <RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE