<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on
              me
              <BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him
              <BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked
              <BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage
              <BlackDeth> boglins own
              <ikkenai> so how much did he pay you
              <BlackDeth> he didnt
              <BlackDeth> he just offered
              <ikkenai> oh
              <ikkenai> so you did it for free

<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in
              common
              <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water

<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
              <GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big
              Dicks
              <GreenJelly> IM SO IN

<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
              <Hatter> the law suit is still pending

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<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
              <gloone> but it also made it worthwhile

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<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head
              grind to a halt
              <hypr> haha

<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
              <papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each
              one
              <papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
              <Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"

<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty
              <ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium
              frontier
              <CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones?
              <ikkenai> yeah
              <CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls

n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
              n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
              n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping

<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from
              ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. 
              That's my bandwidth.
              <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
              <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
              <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
              <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
              <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme
              chicken please BOOOM boom"

<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown
              by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my
              pees..
              <hypr> fucking bitch

<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
              <SWM> i never eat them
              <SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"

<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the
              livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(

<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
              <Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org

<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
              <reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
              <Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
              <DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
              <Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand

<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
              <johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'

<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
              <repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
              <lele> dude i'm doing before AND after

n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was
              thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
              e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with
              your uncle?
              n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe

n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
              n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
              n e r d b 5: like napster
              n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people

e l i t e m r p: first type this
              CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
              n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom

n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a
              whole day?

<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy
              Paralellogram.

<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number
              of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of
              Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute,
              five-monkey job.

<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
              <SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s
              about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York

<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to
              exchange warez CDs.

[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
              (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
              [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
              [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site

<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
              <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
              <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like
              Thor

<ArIck> mann
              <ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
              <ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found
              good porno

<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
              <kisama> cockface is hooking me up
              <kisama> :)
              <Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do

<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
              <iMike> id see your penis
              <iMike> it was great
              <iMike> i mean disgusting.

<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be
              tryin' to break into y0 system!
              <Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard

<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and
              processors
              <timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING
              ABOUT
              <timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
              <timmo> weirdo

<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's
              when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the
              house then.
              <Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first
              post on slashdot
              <Guilty> It would never end

<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING
              TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN
              CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES
              AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF
              AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR
              RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
              <Intra> exactly amanda

[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol

<[azn]> i am valid victorian

<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
              <CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
              <Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west
              manchester
              [iMike] get a kickass one

(D1) ignore me
              (D1) 9 out of 10 women do.

(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
              (McMoo) did they belong to a womang?

(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft,
              then he could bust into the colo and frighten them

<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this
              test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
              <DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
              <X15> there are ppl in texas?

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
              <DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
              <D1> in comic book form

<bocz> ok dood, whatever
              <bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a
              Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3

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              Captain Pirate! :'