<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard

<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!

<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!

n e r d b 5: DUDE
n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i
might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older
than me

*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the
fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking
faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with
cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery,
no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)

<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i
got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all
this?

[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off

[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol

[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one
must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu

<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat

<@shmoo> i gatta shit
<@shmoo> bb tomorrow

<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!

<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on
Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez
online

[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get
your giggabytes back?

[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i
started crying seriously

<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without
linux?

<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING
TO COPY THE IP

[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace

<@xvize> xwin is like an os

[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland

<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass

<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an
grammar

<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and
Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting
for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on

[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the
same as shell?

<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has
begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most
fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered
in chocolate.

<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there
urchin boy

<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?

<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer
into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room
temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna
say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen

<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from
around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine
report"

<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself

*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris
IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis

<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to
FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?

<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and
lit it

<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put
cds in :.

<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us

<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work
I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis

<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft
Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the
pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and
is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^

<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left,
right, in, out, that's the way!"

<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol

<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and
give it away as a present
<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt
<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't
<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt

* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon
plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs").
* !SumDumGoy pokes CM.
<SumDumGoy> I win.
<CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O

<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong
<goh`> spelled*
<McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL
<goh`> you're*
<goh`> you guys are assholes

<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop
me from thinking dirty stuff.

jaylane0910: oh gross
e l i t e  m r p: ?
jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word
g-string for me
e l i t e  m r p: heh
jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
jaylane0910: and shes ugly
jaylane0910: and damn

<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell
your finger :

<smcn> one of these days
<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented
emoticons
<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D

<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after

<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have
ourselves a REAL Lan party.

<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to
'Shell=quake2.exe'

"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask
yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by
this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes