(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy
in Etheopia

(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free

(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number

(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an
odometer

<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."

<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies

<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special
ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya

<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1

<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I
don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.

<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something

<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint

<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A
ALIIGATOR

<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right
now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government
to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r

<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun

<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are
connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++

<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
right now

uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???

<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im
realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the
2600 network?

<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size
a RAM chip is?

<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same
thing)

<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it

[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on
the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan|     ) god only knows why
[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing

<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I
fuck you in the ass?

<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY

<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.

<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs

<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly

<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window
of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the
bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the
people that found the CDs. :|

<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A
BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE

<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.

<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more
niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a
swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.

<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket

<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay

<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.

<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me

<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack

<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?
"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.

<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've
thought about it

<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a
six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking

<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting
up again?:)

<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor

Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of
any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't
make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski

<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some
negro has stolen my moves.

<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?

<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL

<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like,
these people are giving up their dignity so you have something
to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O