"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like
two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two
hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he
reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be
pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg
Address.

<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
<DigDug> ascetic?
<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/
<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a
monestary
<DigDug> Ahh.
<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life
on the Internet?
<Medieval> yes, e-scetic.

<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you
<Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your
parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and
to never send mail to that address again

<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding
my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking

<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"
<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating"

<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents"

<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?

<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?

<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics
and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off

<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off
last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something

<SSr2> what's pr0n?

<SYch0> my mom got rearended

<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass

<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer

<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet

<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'

<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well

<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than
your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i
hardly walk

<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(

<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been
about a year since I kissed a chick

<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids
on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!

<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to
go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get
back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it

<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.

<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe
photoshop

<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with
signup.

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but
with people in a rom channel

<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option
"Always on Top"

<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out
she was a rom, so I had to dump her.

<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone
if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass

* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]

<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking
off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in
a few months."

<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?

<Islandx55> wtf is a-team

<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with
it and it disables entering a password to login to the
computer?

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom
stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

<McAnarchy> people live in utah??

<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on
weekends.

<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality

<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai

<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I
might as well hit him up for some prozac

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints
to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of
these back this schools getting locked down and everyones
getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later
when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop
had 4

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and
she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow
and it stings when you pee?

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick