<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today
with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol

<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight
chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx

<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?

<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down
counter clockwise?

* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'

<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.

<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks
a trick
<doraemon`> she rules

<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i
knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember.
(and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll
remember it as consentual

<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play
the more you reboot

<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe
their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do
that

<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and
smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench

*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
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<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is

<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them

<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now
<Spud-Alt> what odds?
<Agent_M> 1-10000

<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth
against someone's vagina and fill them up with your
regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out
into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever

Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #
ramen

<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy

<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey
balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since
1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o

<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?

<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck
|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too!
They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha
piece of shit

<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz

<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms)
that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because
they spent 24/7 on there computors

<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was
the best half woman that I ever seen

<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?

<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?

<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what
should I do?

<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @
#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet
????????????????

<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with
each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools

<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that
emulates burned cd's?

<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom
constantly

<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of
brazil

<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and
Bleed?

<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up
last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair
as experimental flac vest material

<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!

<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for
emulate PSX in a pentium 133?

<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america

<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me

<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn
Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick
that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free,
unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes
are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41

<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to
http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????

<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever
talks shit to me.

<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first
place?
<ckx> heh good point

(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is
ready for her cherry to be busted

(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a
tivo is filling up hard drive space

(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought
would be funny to include in my skin graft

(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL
YOUR CHILDREN"

<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?

(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in
my eye