<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report

(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] -
because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with
a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to
Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled
to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD!

(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all
in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version

<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and
shit

(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor
into your computer?

(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality
stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled*
*in japanesse*

(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll
give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that,
that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""

~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.]

(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big

<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion

<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all
the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out

(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*

Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory

Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos?

<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're
hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all
over her, lol

<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to
set up a wins proxy

<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games

<SYch0> ok
<SYch0> a word of warning:
<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
<SYch0> :(
<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
<SYch0> :D

<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your
invisibility)

<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've
accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it

<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram

<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it
a Kumo5hin?

<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be
white either

<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug
(digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to
the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we
can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o

* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of
irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]

<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is
supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a
relationship between two women, you dont automatically know
who's supposed to cook

<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral
sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?

<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to
die.

(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed
network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway
and took the entire college network down

(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a
cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i
remember

(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a
$2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing
still couldn't go above 75

(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to
pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though
watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car
batteries.

(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life
(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)

(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i
could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that
but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach

(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke
detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers,
but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"

(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the
looks on their parents faces

(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it
really exists out there somewhere ;(

(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load
a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says
"It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."

(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the
body.

(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick

(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch

<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered
strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with
the strawberries

<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed.

<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with
banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather
reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking
weather
<|Chris> bastards

<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm

(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round
buldging and red

<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are
protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles

<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd
be me