(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes,
then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.

<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't
help but headbang to this song
<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair

<|Chris> okay...here's one
<|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited?
<Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed
oral permission and not expressed written permission

<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating
vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit
of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they
tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to
eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too

<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania
GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on
Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea

<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> HAHA
<ApOkAliPs> well...
<ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it...

<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working
on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming

<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home,
I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head,
turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.

<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year:  1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year:  3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"

<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@ 
IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM 
- pico vi-tutorial

<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute
girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.

<iis> exploit me

[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the
cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass
pounding you do?

<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a
return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the
DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100
to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2

<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's
just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx

<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi
please msg me , rush

*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC:
-eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of
viruses...

uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you
how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know,
it is for a good cause

<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to
take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.

<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today

<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some
800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he
died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then
one
<CBA> Those were dog years.

<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and
web developers.

<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify
lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C
libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have
to download microsoft sql server

<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?

<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave
chinese food.

<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't

<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when
we've had a bad day.

<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world
would be fixed

<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc
on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable

<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system

<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup

<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck

<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood

<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit

*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel

<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"

<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too

<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty

[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot

<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX

<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS

<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal

<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a
wheelchair in my pussy

JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of
the yellow fever"

<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going
to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle

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*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone #
310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT
SOB'

<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/
canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police
department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:

<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy
sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the
millitary

<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer
space, and my owner loathes and despises me
<mike> leprosy
<Karmer> no
<Karmer> it is
<Karmer> slidey's virginity

<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will
suck