<drgonzo> fuck linux
<drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant

<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on
their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and
backstreet boys

<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are
already pre pounded and fluffy

*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco
<_vulture> OMG
<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass
<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot
<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit
<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too
<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$
<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to
compile

* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're
on AOL, I might catch something

* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass
on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit
half a tennis ball in your eye socket

<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them

<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the
program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it
and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive

<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
<MrP-> yeah, im crying now
<MrP-> whats wrong with it?
<aorie> this sucks
<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
<MrP-> me too
<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all
day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!

<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done
reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I
finish and its not back up, I may perish

(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut

<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and
moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/
0:27)

::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel
(jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5
coathooks

<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge? 
<Edge_> i think i will be ok

[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed

<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip
sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and
tried to summon his spirit

<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the
Superbowl

<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier,
i guess

<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i
have my cock in my hand

<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.

<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from
beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<jeremy^> oh, and biology class
<jeremy^> but i mean come on

<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?
<HomerJ> 80k+
<HomerJ> I just want some porn

<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm ---
YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair?

[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
[orion] jesus mass
[orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30

<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account.  See what
happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted
to be my girlfriend

<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.

<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st
place
<bocz> aha whats that for
<bocz> a beauty contest?

<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES
ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?

<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same
basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super
mario Bros.

<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the
brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a
concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much
<Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife

<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM
AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)

<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school

<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers
have made to society
<LatinKing> Potato Famine
<LatinKing> heh
<LatinKing> Black Irish
<LatinKing> Are the worst
<Culex> aren't irish green tho?
<chracker> pots of gold are cool
<LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever
had the chance encounter of conversating with....
<LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey
pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was
plundered a long time ago

<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He
got caught drinking on the job :)

<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the
closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that
a lot of them were too!

<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag

<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other.

*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)

<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like
the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard

<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV
<Th3Virus> no bleeps
<Spacenett> which one is it
<Spacenett> heh
<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view
<Th3Virus> paper view

<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost
done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes
all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up.
good cat =D

<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out?   I've been locked up for 6
months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long
story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into
the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old
ones are dead... thanx

<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.

<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit,
its gonna be the coolest room ever !

*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net)
has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass
girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a
g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but
this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to
sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me,
ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban
every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole
domain earthlink.net.If I

<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation
the other day
<thirdrai|> we wre like
<thirdrai|> if u had to give head to ur father to save him
would u?

<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal.
I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped
them' from most defensive software...

<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw