<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the
females then all the males rub against eachother til they
spooge

<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot

<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ

<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"

<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that
had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be
able to walk without having an orgasm.

<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline.
1-800-GET-BONE

<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe

<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers.
<McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.

<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?

<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit

<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock
<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.

<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are
now'a'days
<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit

<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's
not the one. it's simple.

<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have
picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers
across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of
children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak

<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in
my name

[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier
pidgeons
[incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for

* FiShYmAn kills Noddy
* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50
[Noddy ] rfol
[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way

<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin

<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must
have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have
fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy

[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to
yourself and dont flood

<semi> +
<semi> oops
<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end
<MrP-> +
<MrP-> oops
<MrP-> same here

* semi realises that  my videocard is better then MrP-'s old
computer
<MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc

<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod*

<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a
crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?

<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet
server on a homepc

<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see
sparks in mid-air?

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the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the backseat
cause kids.
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wrong channel

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<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP

<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26
pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector

<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection

<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped
in the airport.

<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for!

<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size
up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where
the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi
agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!

<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say

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<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday

<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have
jerked off while talking to you guys

<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first
date.
<ThaDragon> =P

[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay

<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak

<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up

<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on
Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes?
<shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses

<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe

<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to
borrow a dvd.  She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and
i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of
Baron Munchausen."  She goes "I just saw goonies.  Which is
better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"
<_Shorty> haha
<LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?"  "Yes."  *hands
her baron munchausen.*
<blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line

<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a
reason...

(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it
would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box
that said "BOMB" on it

(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you
20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away

<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion
chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them.

* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

<pupkick> 37?
<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the
digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie:
37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly
enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F.
0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?