<dodge> i should be in bed myself ...
<dodge> oh wait, i am

(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box

(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha

<Xta-C> i really need a gf
<Xta-C> ROFL
<Xta-C> gf3 even
<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice

<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing?

<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you

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<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like
"woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I
didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh

[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings
in your prostate

<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they
tell me

<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you
<Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?
<blazemore> heh yeah
<Apoc> irc is just wierd
<Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you
have never met

<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too
huh
<BenK> no
<BenK> I race hardcore racers
<BenK> people with tinted windows
<BenK> and 20 inch rims
<datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?

<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn
<brucel33t> I bet they give good head
<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold
<Reul> or what's in his sack

<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting
in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been
wearing for 4 days

<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her
clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused
myself and went back down to the party

<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN
<dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN
<dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm..

<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then
just forget about it and watch the $ go in
<Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot

<al-x> pam anderson had implants
<al-x> had them taken out
<al-x> just had them put back in
<al-x> she proly has zippers
<al-x> under her arms
<al-x> or somethign

*** Now talking in #cars
*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'
<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?
<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then

<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you
want more cocaine :D

<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what
do you do ?
<sparatik> tell him she has an STD

<BlackDeth> man this sucks
<BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless
<BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do
homework and shit

<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco
bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week

<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this
week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out
his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was
pretty funny

<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to
fuck her.
<Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.
<Potato> So I just don't try.
<Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.
<Potato> I mean, c'mon.
<Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black.  Like Shaftzilla.
<memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?
<Potato> Yes.
<Potato> Yes he did.

<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement

<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of
his that ive listened to
<profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit
<al-x> hey
<al-x> americans say "rather" too
<al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's
flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"

<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy
without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care
who) 's anger?
<MightyQuinn> easy
<MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers

<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :)
<qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ?
<Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused ..
<neck> oh hell yeah
<neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker

<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL
YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and
I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was
like "Wicked.  Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago.
Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that
she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was
typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw.  He liked the
messiness.

<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?
<Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener
<Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if
your e key wasnt working

<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?
<evenpar123> dog?
<evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"

<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped
like the rest of us

<Snag> on another note
<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
<eldee> fake tan shit?
<eldee> wtf?
<Snag> ya
<Snag> i have supah white arms
<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick
your arm in the pipe dude

(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)
(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
(Idler): Starting to get really big now
(Idler): Might have to kill it some day
(NX): did u try to eat it?
(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time
ago

<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT
IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" 
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa

<EFX> What's a dikfor?

<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick? 
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS

<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies?
Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun
about a smaller candybar?!?

* Berzerker gets hungry 
* Berzerker eats his e's 
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr

<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school
playground 
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad 
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel 
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day
she cleared it off with her hand 
<Berzerker> and like 
<Berzerker> poop!

<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash
of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.

<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am

<Berzerker> hey
<Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white
house?
<Berzerker> swallow the leader.

<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana
out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper
roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the
microwave .. and then stick your cock in it

<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD

<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf

<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD

<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out
of this interpretation situilimintation

*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of
month.