<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school
playground 
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad 
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel 
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day
she cleared it off with her hand 
<Berzerker> and like 
<Berzerker> poop!