<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock

<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack

(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey

<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty
wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<Baby-d> :)
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa

<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go
get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner
<BombScare> damn im lazy

<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do
<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks

<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE
MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF
AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
<kisama_> alright
<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?

<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the
country i live in
<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
<Reo> and it's too late for many of us

<Slant> ....
<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
<FutabaAoi> !
<Slant> four baby.
* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.

e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to
"school"

*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com)
Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they
taste of fish.)

<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a
bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<cheezwiz> eldee
<cheezwiz> really?
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then
they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy
after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished

MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS
code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law

<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger
your penis is.

<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food
<Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err ..
inability to cook food.
<Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't
have the attention span.
<Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents
around the house.
<Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse,
I'll be eating it carefully monitored.

<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:
<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]
<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;
<Slant> else
<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;
<Slant> no wait.
<mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;
<animegoth> lol
<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!
<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life
code

<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without
whacking
<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate
the occasion
<Slant> that now I can whack
<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right

<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court
Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of
Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities
said.
<matts> hahah
<[prefix]> haha
<matts> What a doofus
<skycriesx> whered u read that
<myzery> the onion

<Corranfox> GF?
<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS
#bemani after all

* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm
just not attracted to her anymore.

<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<pagan> =)
<jstepka> hell yeah

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<Villager> damn AOL
<Joshua> ...
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking...

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<d6|GaiaN> lol
<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT

<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx?
<matts> hx =hax0red

<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of
hairstyles?
<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie
star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.

<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little
"provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina
and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has
joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face

<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP
ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.

<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word

<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date.

<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell
was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah.  Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep
are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!

<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with
best?"
<mightyflo> that's an odd question
<redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?
<mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote
<mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair

<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any
hot geeks

<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out
money?
<@bytraper> loan
<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
<@incorrect> scam

<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14
times
<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to
shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.
<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain
most of the time anyway
<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....

<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in
my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u

<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy 
<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my
tongue it went further up.  and she said it burned her hahaa

<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></
duckman>

<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are
pedanic here
<Crappy> it's pedantic

<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex,
Tanya.

<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end
with "ian"

<Korben> tits
<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
<darkraZor> ...indeed

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply
to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle

<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always
complain.

<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server

<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!

<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her
new "pink panther"
<chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)

<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R
and T in the fucking dictionary

<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);

<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air
intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already
lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<Vandium> ROFL!
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get
one free deal!

<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.