[dodgey   ] wow!
[dodgey   ] somthing fucken weird happened
[dodgey   ] i just deleted porn :|

<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4
more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards
caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?

<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning
<Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had
just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash
browns and a coffee,
<Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a
bite
<Joshua> ...
<Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off?
<Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you?
<Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the
bap, but they all got cold
<Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came
round
<Joshua> oh
<Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms
<Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive

<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain
girl... who likes me
<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while
<CorranFox> well since last night anyways
<CorranFox> care to listen?
<Slant> Sure. Do tell.
<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'...

<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff
<CrackHoe> well I could
<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest

geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open,
mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no
problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2
movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill
open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then
ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while
LAUGHING AT YOU

<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is
NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.

<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault
your tent fell in the river

<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry
because he had boobs

<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say

<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or
whatever.

<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy
a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house?

<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell
pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all
the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get
that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I
wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker
image

*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
<fr33b1rth> shit...
<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn

<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and
drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican

<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm
willing to give it a go.

<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine
section
<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the
internet :/
<Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?
<Steve-3> 9 bids so far
<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay
<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the
exception of a spot where i let go a little early
<Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.
<Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!

<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog
in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that

<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible
after beer.
<tenfour> eew
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer

<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com

<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before
making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an
inclined grill in the first place? O.o;

<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make
each other feel comfortable by confirming each others'
decisions. it's like a big self-help group!

<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like
games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK!

<FlipTopBox> oooh!  i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we
fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find
the most annoying name possible."

<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her
boyfriend, does that count as scoring?

* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better?

<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and
me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were
both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i
accidentally farted

[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my
autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'

(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not

<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for
days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking
off to animal porn? msg me

*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun

<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable
modem, where do i download the patch?

<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor,
Bookkeeping and ...what goes here
<jube> Village Idiot

<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed
up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality

<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card
into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I
inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was
shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt

<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have
muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps.
(0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song

<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved

<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of
the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of
fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for
people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and
what do you do? - look up dirty words...

<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting
it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity

<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you
get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P

<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
without any percussion and make it not sound gay

<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the
hospitals running

<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.

<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like
guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are
really into computers and video games/plus I have genital
warts

<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my
school ip

<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and
shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont
have to own slaves, its as easy as that...

<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on

<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda
sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda
sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?