<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
<kolby> maybe nWo will return
<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their
underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to
the Gay Pride Parade?

<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking
HO is top-notch

<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my
keyboard...
<thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell

<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the
question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral
decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final
Fantasy X?

<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?
<Chucker-away> the Yankees
<bishop> the sox
<MicroChip> you guys are so female

(koch): !need some help
(koch): !anyone in private please
(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing
(@dc): hes an idiot
(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina
(@Lynkx): shit
(@Lynkx): don`t werk

*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined
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<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but
chanserv doesn´t work

<lan_rover> i hate reruns.
<DAL9000> as do i
<lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're
sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do
something productive."

<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is,
the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more
she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream
when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather

<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay

<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value
of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk

<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"

*** Now talking in #coffee
<DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE
<DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA
<DigDug> CAFFEINE
<DigDug> WOOT!!!!!!
<DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE
<DigDug> ^_^

<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump
anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER
COUNTER.

<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great!  Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women

<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city
<Blaz_> heather locklear
<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something
<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls
across a mile of broken glass to do her

<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure.

<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/
video_game_vibrations020201.html
<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^
<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from
one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK"
controllers
<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET
HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."

<FallLine> heh wtf
<FallLine> some people are stupid
<FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my
software...
<FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into
the email or attach the entire log
<FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out
<FallLine> scans it in
<FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document
<FallLine> and only the first 100 lines
<FallLine> hehe

<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question?
:)
<DAL9000> To remove your ban, please submit the request for
ban removal form(FRM-4391B-R5) with all neccessary materials,
including passport photograph and notorized statement of
intent to abide by rules, and your ban will be reviewed for
removal within 4 to 8 business days. In the meantime all
inquiries may be directed to www.google.com.

[|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s? 
<thc\ip> cant tell u 
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\

<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death
building airplane sex

<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine
vessels!

<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :|
<nitrifik_> I need to get off IRC.

<acetonic> are you a total dipshit?
<O-Dogg> fuck you
<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"
<O-Dogg> fuck you

<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a
severed head?
<StoneDog> Didn't bug me.

<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)

(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.
(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month

<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay
fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...

<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from
my colleagues as "sux"

(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than
me
(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/

*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed

<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded?
<roded> vmware doesn't actaully
<Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again
* Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked
<JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the
ladies.

<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap
If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya.
Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then
your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh?
U should see some of the assholes logging on.

<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to
pick some up
<ZeroZerv> i'm timid
<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out
<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and
shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours
<ZeroZerv> wtf is that
<Dildosaur> that should do
<ZeroZerv> does that work?

<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours,
thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes
<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces

<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems

<DrWoody> lol wtf...  I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To
Ask Someone On  A Date] from MOM"

<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off

<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die

<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?

(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much
affection.

(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me
farting in your direction.

BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes

<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and
no social life? i dont understand

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<rmah> greetings fellow humans
<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
<JibberJim> fair point.

* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for
circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of
names"

* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you

<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense
conversation

<Tisha> dialup boy!
<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
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