<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS

<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an
IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha

<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo

<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter
than this when I went to bed

* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow.  ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've
been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that
area then

<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too
poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old
hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration
of Double Dragon champions there

<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo

<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some
kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i
should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life

*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that
the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these
people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME
PAINT.)

<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in
law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time

<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?
<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild
for that kind of stuff
<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop
around and show random woman??

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<opinion> hey guys
<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion

<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power
of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache,

<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions
with "Please" in the end?

(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving
(Amanda`) Herpes?

<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn

<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet
too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action

<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though.
They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be
me.

<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm?
pls

<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this
morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule

<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet
connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets
go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it
was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..

<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company
<Soopa> work on my growing cock!
* Soopa has a way with words
<toNe> and a way with cocks
<Soopa> yeah that too

<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a
better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace
what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again!

<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be
all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
<Hostile> AGREED

<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus

<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2
actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and
wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match

<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost

<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?

<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip
installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?

<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> heh
<moonsee> apparently not yours

<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do
with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER,
REALLY!

<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the
seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from
under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be
hazardous

<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all
legal.

<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE
ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other
sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own
personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will
become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling

<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch
smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done
exhaling

<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP
YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage,
yes

<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a
little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK
ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and
watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............

<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that
usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so
thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic

<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler

<Ash> Op me so hard.

[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE
[17:29:32] [Xta-C    ] COOL!
[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating
chili

[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...

<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being
called a dialect.  It's a mutilation of language, and we are
the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.
<Potato> I'd even say it bites.
<JDigital> lol kthx

<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka.  he's doomed, isn't he.

<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my
quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of
beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i
wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?

<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff

<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value
with the Second Quest.
<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly
Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value
<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o

<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head

<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though
<ScumDog> don't take it wrong
<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?

<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or
"yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for
'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse
cannon".