<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after
i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face
over the internet

<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
<O_6> wtf
<O_6> goddamn keyboard
<O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!
<matts> interesting autobiography

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released
same weekend as Resident Evil
<R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition
<mightyflo> zombie soccer!
<mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a
bunch of zombies
<mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their
heads off and stuff
<nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies
<nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever

<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to
have their computer crash ;)~

<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a
small chinese woman
<Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an
hour

<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies,
I get candy.

<jestuh> we are professional idlers
<jestuh> we don't get paid to chat!

<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on
Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!

<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then,
it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my
finger on it

<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought,
that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i
thought, hmm, nice looking merc

<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100
connection ?
<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.
<brock101> -_-
<brock101> thanks, i knew that
<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i
<@WheelOr> I suppose so.

<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people
wouldn't do it with me

<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang
onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears

<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker

[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be
milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?

<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a
snobby bitch

<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then
i get bored

<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood

<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
<Kashan> masturbate more
<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude

<SaeNoDa> but I wont
<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?
<mightyflo> winning?

<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
<prence> i didnt know i had used it before
<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum

<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda
accord, or a toyota
corrola
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
<pagan> ;p
<coug_> LOL

<ian__> Am I gay?
<qin> yes.
<ian__> ahhhh
<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right

(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks
cause earthquakes

<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the
flowers up her ass

<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and
this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a
child...

(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my
downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc...
right in front of the toilet
(Q`) :-P
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as
Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
(Q`) Hahaha

<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION

<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains

<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to
school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|

<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop
would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped

<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch
cock

<zeron> :))))))))))
<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling
<ckx> all 50 chins

<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in
alabama
<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years
ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles

<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms

*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend!
(edison))

<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?

<SomeGuy> damn
<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg
lighter? :/

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit

( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore
Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy
something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>

<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my
ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed

<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer
to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked

<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the
pain of staring at text
<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain
away of pointing and clicking ;)

<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway?  the guy to finish
last?

<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV
Deathmatch

<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of
God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a
Jesus!

<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar,
then show her how to use it

<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs