<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste
and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a
slut

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
[Synoptica] fuck
[Synoptica] no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together

<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again
anytime soon

<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
<Guilty> But apparently not
<maff> you go outside?

(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in
each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or
tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is
the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they
dont have sex until they do it perfect.
(Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN
(Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME
(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.

* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly
<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary
<furan> haha

<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is

<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the
advance tab... should the block be 2048?
<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone
<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it

<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else?

<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
<@Spidey> ;[
<@Spidey> -t+ce?
<@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?

<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip
that i got him to send me last year
<travolta> ven?
<travolta> who is ven?
<CraiZE> he means VeNoM
<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name
- that's why I always call you travolta

<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!

<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this

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<andy> do the first half of that trick again.

<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :)

<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer,
which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas
on the runway. "
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but...
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel
tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.

<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and
shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad

<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of
thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee
now, lest I cap with my gunneth!

*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further
modification pondered the significance of short-person
behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and
other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)

* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal
aged girls =P
<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...
<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan
<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!?
* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS
like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my
life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas

<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his
cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p

<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a
blowjob?

<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this
floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.

<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!

<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots
<OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it
<SDHawk> I rest my case

<Kyro> searching for: penis
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<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties?

<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in
real life,
<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a
wendy's biggie-size cup.

<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light
saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get
any dumber boozie steps up

* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode
(+girlfriend)

<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS
CHILDREN.
<Khross> YES
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE

<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo
supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello?

<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a
y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight
ass"

<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where
assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal
canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always
points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood,
I have a lot of work to do.)

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.

<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.

<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the
ghostly precision of my meat!

<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a
broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder
what his dick tastes like"

<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in
my game?
<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on
accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride,
atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate,
nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride,
sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the
IOC.
<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.

<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?

*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
*** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\

<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while
typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one
hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro,
that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room

<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your
knees.

<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including
spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info
that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of
Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a
flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length
and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on
average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in
diameter.

<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E:
52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?!

<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically

<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why
nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
<Alexander> hes just an actor
<Waldo> damn!
<Alexander> it wasn't real

<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u
<CoMBo> with my bear hands
<refujee> you're a bear?
<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your
body?