<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear
longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were
grammatically correct

<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES
DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
<KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle
<KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices
<KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?

<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the
CD.  It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the
CD to free me.

<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever
heard

<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180

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<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?

*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is
subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would
mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?

<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of
microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone
please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our
machines?
<Cyrix> what.
<jim4> vv: no
<Cyrix> get a new cd
<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
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<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
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<vvortex3> jerk
<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver

<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->
LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->
StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }

<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has
been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))

<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once,  was there about an
hour before i noticed
<ishmal> lots of girls,  no guys
<ishmal> thought i was just lucky

<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way
from sweden

*** Now talking in #bible
<Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without
his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a
realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad?
FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!

<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P
Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO
NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING
RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"

<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java?
<joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java

<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have
the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files
on your home directory.

<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?
<detmod> no java, duh
<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java
<detmod> what the hell is l337?
<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR!  YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.
<The_Roach> You know what that means.
<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?
<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?
<The_Roach> Yes and yes.

[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.

<Aaron> +v
*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron
<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?
<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)
<Aaron> +b
*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over
her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU!  DIE!!

<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[

<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?

<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem?

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are
similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers
named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture

<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with
underscores!
<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN
FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own

<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus

<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so
sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek
structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on
amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex

<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you
gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(

*** [ric] is now known as reign
*** reign is now known as [ric]
<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next
time

<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i
just pissed green

<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?

<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?

<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit

<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube

<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS
CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service

<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo

<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every
pick up line i use sucks.
<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is
between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage

<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said
"you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets
copy it"

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying
there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why
don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let
the problem solve itself?

<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet

<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit
myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.

<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only
games, chatting, and lots of masterbation

<watchy_> i'm so fat
<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was

<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned
off, the images will not load because the site is trying to
stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer
is blank the image won't load....
<morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set
the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it
doesn't seem to be working
<_8ight> humm.  well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn
then huh?

<timmo> wtf is sunburn
<Amanda`> Are you serious?
<timmo> yes