<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
<anarch> sweet
* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain

<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
<Necron> :(
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
<Conskill> Op war won.

<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing.  sometimes it's
the only unconditional love you can get

<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice?
<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how?
<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear
<Kash> He wiped the blood on
<Kash> fucker

<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that
bullshit; it's not good for you.

<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed

<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall

<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner

<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to
play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for
anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!

<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no.  this is my own personal stock.

<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills
out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"

<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving
American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives. 
The ability to hide. 
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of
propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome
the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while
firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and
no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I
had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a
velociraptor?"

<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha

<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file? 
<zorack> hehe 
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download

<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)

<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type
(movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical
(a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?

<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my
friends mom

<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house
under the name Bob Jones

Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set
by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk

<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to
get on the net

<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars

<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason

<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see
them or something?

<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)

<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking
out the trash.                                               
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often

<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?

<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would
be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol

<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a
present on sunday

<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies

<mgod> weights 300 or something 
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids

<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.

<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user

<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it
unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in

<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of
furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph

<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".

<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.

<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas
hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones

<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups
beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got
plugged in somewhere else

<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.

* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner

<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically

<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back
in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.

<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast

<kate> you MALE.  always wanting to talk about football
instead of my menstrual cycle.

<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm...  wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired

<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long

<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here.  try AOL

<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or
gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant

<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude

<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! 
The side effects include mild coughing.