*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so
we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco
ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on
zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz

<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon

<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell
you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7

<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.

<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!

<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't
based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through
sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.

<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the
orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with
no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed

<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i
installed linux

<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would
they still be cousins?

<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your
ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek

< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar>   19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar>   19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }

<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know
how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper
cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have
the game play evperience of your life...or death

<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story
line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)

* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."

<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html>

<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?

<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate

<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me
on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video
compression rates.

<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning
Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth

<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens
are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running
if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my
reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t

<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.

archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?

* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus

<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not
required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or
perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in
itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of
genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your
final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps.  What madness do
I speak?  I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this
land.  Yes?

<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
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<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
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<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he
laughed

<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let
me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.

<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason

<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass

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<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes

<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.

<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
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<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers
there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros

* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an
example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed
on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex
with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater

<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops

<motardo> i iron my curvy wang

<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang?

<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and
honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the
microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?

(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black
hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart

<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to
accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that

<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...

<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me?  I have
lots of friends, I can wares lunix for free.  thats what
hackers use, isn't it?
<TheOnyx> You want to warez linux?
<xwred1> you have to, I hear that unix stuff is expensive. 
windows me came with my gateway, I tried to ask them for lunix
but they told me not to get it because it was buggy and stuff

<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them
<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its
127.0.0.1
<TheOnyx> heh
<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<xwred1> its an address
<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him

Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt
child that I am
Dominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc
Dominion: I havent carressed it since the first day
Dominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its
aluminium

* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will
vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play
DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
<{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home.

<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite
<@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been
bugging me
<@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later
<@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big
glob of preperation h
<@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
<@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
<@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your
ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/
divorce.

<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust

<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and
stupid .. and humper of legs