<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time?
<cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries.
<mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your
hand.
<d@n> "oh, hand!  i mean cindy!"

<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean
the discussion has to degrade to high schools

<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry

<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some

<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know
you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not
there

<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have
nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us
*nix people a bad reputations
<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the
time doing it i'll do it right.
<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by
a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a
worse rep.

<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for
sex

<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the
tuba!!

<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole

<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
<roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking
sentance!
<roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE
WOULD'NT BE NO
OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of
methane
<roskkouro> quoz: bitch

<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a
ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many
chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make
something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"

<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!

<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL
<@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he
becomes Bitter-man
<@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the
denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays
<@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything
<@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing

<S|Foo2rama> Don't make me go GTA III on your ass

<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!

* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my
knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying
"m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'

<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting
snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss
condoms goodbye!

<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
<paniq> i dont have to
<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
<jco> an immortal key fob

<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from
www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries

<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis
enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail

<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does

<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)

<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a
community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder

<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/

<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon

<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o
vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related
and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By
accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in
one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............

<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you

<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days

<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err

<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man
with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or
publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog
paintings...."

<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of
Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this
enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big
balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though,
because He had eaten my predecessor alive.

<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"

<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn.

mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning
snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you.
Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/
Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)

<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass
posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D

=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY
SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO
GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW
MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now,
otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees

<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =]

<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids
getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"

<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?

[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at
their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know
where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask for the bathroom?

<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think
it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your
balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put
aftershave on its nuts

[Zaun] Zoid?
[Zoid] Yes?
[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?
[Zoid] No
[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?

<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up
and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating
is complex

<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...
<psychicbug> me too
<JoeCuervo> shaddap

<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE
MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"
<FadeJade> Fuck yeah
<Phuser> hell yes
<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?
<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks

Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy
controlled ship of war! o/`
Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)
Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of
residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled
buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar
Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)
Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level.
%)
Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of
residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled
boyancy controlled ship of war!
E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that
currently houses my conscious and those physical
manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common
residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum
double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!
%

....  I love the way Microsoft follows standards.  In much the
same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery

<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't
set your hair on fire, dipshit!"