<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like
they enjoy it in porn
<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped

<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit
extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what?

<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys
pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after
you with a parachute.
<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got

<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies!

<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the
pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass
retarted shit..but that's just me

<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now
<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY

<lawnhorn> i am a tool
<lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am

<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think
there'd be a kickback?
<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk
off 
<kero> just to say i did
<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were
viciously beating off
on the moon.

<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was
stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be
nervous too

<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my
computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus
right?

<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like
that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards

<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than
sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind
the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.

<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath

<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause* 
yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me: 
"thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."

<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical
analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek

<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?

<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally
commited bukakke

<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking
haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch

<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre
line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.

<orion> the cube is but an infant
<orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes
<orion> noticing files in weird places
<orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications
<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW

<jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll
find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.
<JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews
as His chosen people?

<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it
in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming
with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was
pretty funny.

<futard> IS YOUR NAME
<futard> NICK BECKER?
<strangury> no.
<futard> ok good
<futard> beacuse then you'd be me
<futard> and that'd be awkward

<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet,
who would you shoot?  Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I.
Joe?
<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.

<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights

<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack

<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility

<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!
***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)
<Kurt> Voila!
<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!
<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!

* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my
'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug
them in

<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.

<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from
all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different
music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals
who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually
kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS,
VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K

<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis

<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so
mad..

<orion> hold on here
<orion> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<orion> ><
<orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<orion> strike two

<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single
white female"

<mrunix> WCOME   Ticker symbol has changed to:  WWENT

<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with
them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight
back

<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff

<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket
and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money

<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool
sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool

<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine  this:
You're a Siamese twin.  Your brother, attached at your
shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.

<doc> i feel no need to go to canada 
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry

<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles 
<fet> no one does 
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me

<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching

<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface
templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit

<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix

<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :(

<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind
as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.

<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY
LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding

<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP
DISK TO PUT IN IT
<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers
dont work for him because hes dumb)