<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off
their bikes and sniff the seats.

<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah
will come rolling in with his arc

<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal
conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn

<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS

<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away

* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr
[]
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen

<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
<Trucci> ANYTHING

<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?

*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack

<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a
bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner,
which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he
got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass

<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed
and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall
down on purpose."

<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system
tray, and irc is minized to it
<slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me
and I have to kill him

<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT.  MY INSULTS
AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)

<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm
going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS
FUTURES

<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?

*** Joins: Nighters
(mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT

<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their
computer!!!!!!

<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of
american TV he likes in japan.
<astroboy> he said full house.
<astroboy> I fear japan.

<RonZombie> m/
<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE

<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.
<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.
<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass

<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this
bustling suburb of Gay City!
<Yogurt> hehe
<Yogurt> hehehe
* Yogurt writes that down

<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
<Yogurt> Your exchange student?
<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with
great skill.
<Yogurt> Is he indentured?

<Plutwrk> t1
<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB
<RonZombie> i mean
<RonZombie> Tdumb
<RonZombie> nevermind
<RonZombie> SCREW YOU

<Temujin> What class are phoenixes?
<Lewk> Water pokemon
<Temujin> We made up a pokémon today at school.
<Temujin> It's called the "Mexican".
<Temujin> It shoots dirty food and water at you.
<Temujin> And it's special skill is making 15,000 babies and
stealing jobs away from people
<Nighters> Temujin you racist bugger.
<Temujin> "Mexican, I choose you! CROSS THE BORDER ATTACK!"

<Hydrac7> nothing  better than seeing the reaction on fellow
classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them
<Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow
classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them
<Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces.

<Hydrac7> Bukkake!
<Clockwork> hahaha
<Clockwork> BUKKAKE
<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone
mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about
the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.
<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't
mean it really.
<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because
oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are
alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice
pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you

<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by
western capitalists

<gigatron> fett
<gigatron> anyone
<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet
<Hydrac7> I'm trying now
<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell
<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download

<Jester> When will the queen name her Court?
<Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink....
<Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES

<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who
sound a good bit like tool.
<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack
pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds
like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."

<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two
weeks
<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?
<Homer> like $12

<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it
<Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free?
<Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by
me

<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!
<Albert> Bukkake!!
<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!

<Temujin> aight
<Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight"
<Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live.
<Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow.
<Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has
to suffice.

<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student
aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.
<Temujin> Punch her in the face.
<Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next
day and blow me up.

<Pod-Matey> Dod is great
<Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands
<Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with
hand lotion.
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the
like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever
could

<bumjock> man I need a hobby
<bumjock> legal this time
<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies
<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town
every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there

<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment
<dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl
<\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot
<Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success
rate

<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK
<Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.
<Temujin> Does he?
<Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.
<Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice
made her want to smash the TV in.
<Trucci> violent mom!
<Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.
<Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.
<Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim

<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the
desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and
makes me reboot, then want to kill people

<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or
something?
<GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what
it's like to have racism effect you.
<slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it
good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me
because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
<Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a
victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when
a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and
wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim.

Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers
Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber
then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist
Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive
masturbation to get your wrist in shape!

<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the
interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"

<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her
up, turned off the tv and left
<Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder.
<The_Fellator> I washed that off
<The_Fellator> well
<The_Fellator> with urine

<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make
some comment about being over weight.
<Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds.
<Trinity> I am so over weight.
<Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance
away for me to murder you.

<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers

::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)
<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be
when I enter #gr

<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program
when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant
<\slick> take that

Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness
here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT
OF THE HEAT"