<@Swanson> dude i got a dell

<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her
<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!
<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?
<corngrits> i had sex
<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?
<ceraph> no, thats a miracle

<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID
GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM.
<TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.

<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until
girls are so thick around me I cant move my body

<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the
capitalist snake!
<Guyp> hmmm
<Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(

<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine

<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the
gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(

<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one
inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off
your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?
<BlakHawc> A simple one:  be run over, feet first, by a very
slow-moving steamroller.
<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a
compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes
pop out?
<BlakHawc> Jarp:  Well, only if you're a toon.  Otherwise,
you're pretty much fucked.

<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black
people at a KKK meating.

* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and
vacumn rooms :/
<Mad-Cow> You can get them
<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D
<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em
<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...

<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best
friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME

<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new
husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i
dated isnt really my stepbrother

<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ...

<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?

<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the
porn

<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?

<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC?

<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army,
but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer
whiz

<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off
beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin
with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades

<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp
so i can run it properly

<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk
and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.

< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that
tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused

<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to
basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would
she be masturbating?

<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding

<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill
Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux

<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit

<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no
one showed up.

<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on
pickles.

<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate

<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you

<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of
it and handle it like a real bitch

<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?
<Chirako> Gravy Train.
<Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and
crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it
gets soggy and makes gravy around it.
<Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food..
<Chirako> It was NOT dog food!
<Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food!
* Chirako looks at Mommy
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD!
<Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog
food... >_<
<Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were
real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag
* Chirako gags
<Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich,
<Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of
<Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.
<Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can
<Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,
<Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves.
* Chirako graons
<Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her
<Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:
<Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin
<Disco_Ernie>  Glossy coat
<Disco_Ernie>  Strong teeth and bones
<Disco_Ernie>  Builds and maintains body tissue
<Disco_Ernie>  Efficient digestion
<Disco_Ernie>  Clear eyes
<Chirako> ..I should have known.
<Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast

<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called
dont.com
<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
<@charlie_x> it says
<@charlie_x> "ok i wont"

<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of
dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.

Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds
into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out

<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system,
but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move
around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...

<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my
friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why
not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"

<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in
our own pee.

<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to
add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming
bastard)

*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as
Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO

<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a
vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it

<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents?

<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't
talk like ape.

<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER
CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY

<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm
not stupid

<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are
the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case

<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k
bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of
beer"

<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff

<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops
again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy