<Vellius>  ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how
to speak english

<Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked
<Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then
<Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked.
<Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :)
<Tungee>  Mazi
<Tungee>  Nazi
<Raenne>  ...
<Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE
<Raenne>  chocolate chip :)
<Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people
either

<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by
your intellectual capabilities.
<Dwopple the Orc> huh?

<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how
pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the
cervix so Nintendo can reach  its target audience.

<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases.
<`MT> other 10% have cocks

<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few
dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes
<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of
shampoo
<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips

<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab
<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange
shit
<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with
it
<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like
visitors

<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."

<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1
<@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick
<@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.

< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
< cristib> that's deep

<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison,
on probation, or on parole.
<@Riffraff> COOL!
<+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.

<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go
bad 27" and porn

<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down?  was it
shut down?
<ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive

<bri> 12
<bri> er
<bri> 22
<napalm_> sweet...
<napalm_> oh
<bri> either way
<napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.
<napalm_> lol
<bri> im not gonna ask
<napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.

<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like
marioland
<bri> :
<kitten> heh
<bri> i hum the theme music
<bri> and jump on bushes
<bri> but then i get all cut up
<bri> :

<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once
<freeweed> it really fucks things up

<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I
run ICQ in there ?

* Joins: Julie_ (~warez@63.243.0.98)
Julie_ is ~warez@63.243.0.98 * * I'm to lame to read
BitchX.doc *
<jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix.
<jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size
<Julie_> ha
<jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form

<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A
CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN
ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA
GRAPHICS CARD
<Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy?
<Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT
<Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH
<Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP
<Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN
FROM THE DAMN CEILING
<Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD
GIRLS BE FOR
<Funk> Masturbating over.

<Lilmuckers> i watched this great program about gays getting
murdered
<crt2k> ...
<Lilmuckers> well, 
<Lilmuckers> gay people being persecuted
<IUG> ...
<Lilmuckers> damnit
<Lilmuckers> i'm not making this sound good am i?

(@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of?
(moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching

<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p
<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a
blowjob.

<Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a
particually great voice
<Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats
good enough for me ;)
<Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?!
<Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know...
you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them
as they bend down to get the soap...

<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN

<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of
about 4 friends in order to manage my time

<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except
they know the answers

<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH
<Nicklon> ·Aximili· => puberty

<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire
search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore
penetration"

(|Robot|Bender): Kronos, so angry. So mad. so full of hate.
Have a salad, a lite beer and take a nap.
(jot): salad, lite beer? you want to make him happy, not gay

<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?
<MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder
<Wonderboy> what you're coding?
<MastaB> Hack tools.

<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain
<synjaWrk> $300/year
<synjaWrk> daamn
<sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ?
<synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one
<synjaWrk> :)

<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air
freshener

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?
Eric3934: no
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks

TC3743: My laptop is ghetto.
sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like
'bling bling'?
TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the
toaster to the coffee machine =/
sgtpudding: LOL
sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater"
right now
TC3743: lol
TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...

<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work
<Phucker> You mean masturbation?
<weed> i havn't done that in a while
<weed> i must be gettin old
<Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday
<Phucker> So I'm good
<weed> 6 times?!
<Phucker> Yeah
<weed> you must be 'chapped'

<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't
know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you
were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)

* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on
holidays, not knowing there was no school

<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar
<SmMeTh> heh
<Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar
<brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only
manifests mental problems as a symptom
<soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me
about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?
<NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO
<Eightba||> lol
<soup> lolo nate
<soup> you are to witty for your own good

<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?

* Xian just heard a loud bang out side
<Xian> OMG
<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
<Valv|tuba> WHAT?
<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?

(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants

(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room
(timmo) and woke up
(timmo) and they were fucking whacking
[Gimdb] i'd finish them off

<kisama> these penguin mints are weak
<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines
<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints

<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail
now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail
<Boogaleeboo> Eh.
<Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me
<Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's
really a blow to the ego for three seconds
<Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the
fuck I am"
<Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails
surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans
<Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and
it's making me impotent

<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN
<crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT

<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it
in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water

<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
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<PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD
<PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete

<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody
runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
<viro|away> http://www.bash.org
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck.

<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have
won!
<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
<Everdraed> Exactly Luna
* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
<Skyday> :OP!!!!!!

<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you
down to their level and beat you with experience.