<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over
this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my
stuff.
<blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I
think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."

<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...!
it was a conspiracy
<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?

Lotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get
O working
Lotach: and no, not oprah
HolyViper7: dude, she's oprah.
HolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat
Lotach: there's no getting oprah working
Lotach: it's a double whammy
Lotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work
because she's fat

<deltax> cancer is due to sloppy programming on god's part

<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit
<zewm> i would like to lux
<zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore
<lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation
<zewm> i don't care about that
<zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it

<Firefly-offwork> I like nut cereals
* Delusion teabags Firefly's breakfast.

CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"?
CAT g ON k: lol
ATRFenix: yes
ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from
nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc
ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them
fag
ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.'
ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it
went downhill from there.

<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months
ago, for something completely differnet
<Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network
<ZS> is it called "the internet"?

(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this
guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at
full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room
(Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door.
(Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.

*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har)))

<manda> i said it once ill say it agian
<manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net
<Zer0ne> unless in jpg form

<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose
now
<@orion> so they'll be at the bottom
<@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes
<!scabb> that's where those niggers belong.
<@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of
the qdb
<@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc

<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go
there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>
a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o
<BR>c<BR>k.
<Nookadum> Thanks.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)
Some time later.
* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!
<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for
it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the
editor.
<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
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<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name?
<Guest56750> iam new to mirc
<Guest69> type "/nick nickname"
*** Guest56750 is now known as nickname

<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again
<Cain> GDSfsa
<Cain> hj
<Cain> auhjs
<Cain> NO
<asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU
<Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at
the same time

<BLackGuyFrom_Canada> who is asl?

<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she
wants to jump my bone..=/
<Karnage> tell her it's a short ride

<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/
linux_nylug_booth.jpg
<+kritical`> damn look at them linux people
<+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman???
<+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money

<Games> (__*__)
<Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!!
<Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.

<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap
crackle and pop
<SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat.
<Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so
when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the
act of subfusion makes it pop
<Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less
complicated :o

<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling
<Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor
<Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out

<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins
26secs
<Kevyn> Heh. Damn.
<Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.

<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like
chloroform?"

<Blaxthos> kat is a female
<Blaxthos> and in #cisco ?
<u3q> kat is playing hard to want

<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks
<@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?

<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep
<marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos

<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night
<Admiral_Justin> someone did?
<Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in?
<Admiral_Justin> :o
<Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible
things to him.

<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now
<Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?

<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak.

<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do
you know?

<Mougly> you cant fire me...slaves have to be sold!

<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing
hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music

«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack
«Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to
answer that.

* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside
<Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes?
* Ricyn checks weatherbug.
<Ricyn> 60mph gusts
<Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail
<Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump

<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beauté et seulment
comparable à qui a coupé le fromage.
<Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of
cheese?
<Jedah> no no
<Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese

<ash26> tip
<ash26> never call yourself an american in england
<ash26> claim your canadian
<ash26> it will be so much easier for you

<  NewsFlash  > Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay
<zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim!
<zipperface> Might become super heroes.
<CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man

<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding!
<PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion

<thinkmad> your face sucks
<thinkmad> watch my movie
<thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/
Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov
<Hummer> thats good advertising
<Hummer> start off with an insult. always works
<Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste!
<Hummer> hahah
<golic3> He got your attention though
<Hummer> true
<Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!

<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard
and the back of the chair
<Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all
unsaved comfort settings have been lost
<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue

<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him
i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his
ass.
<Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped
me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like
and bang away at his ass.

<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague
these days
<Ishap> They're staging rebellions
<MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?

<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't
get on CS!
<Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are
probably playing it!
<H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?

<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs
<stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of
course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.

<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont
spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel,
for your own fun, its quite annoying.
<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police
doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey
eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin

<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning
pussy"
<[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese
sandwhich

<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight
<TFA|MikeRotch> hehe
<TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i
keep
<TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life

<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get
home...and BAM
<Creeper> Herpies

<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night.
<ThePlaya> Do so
<Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.

<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day