Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians
c99koder- haha
Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0
Lilmuckers- lol
Lilmuckers is disappointed
Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains
Wrecked_Em- so...fish
Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish
crt0- lesbians ...
Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun
Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna
diver
Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist
Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving?
crt0- -_-
Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians
crt0 does too
Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins

Pron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a
crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us
middle class rural people first you bastards!

_absent_- is this in the land of delayed puberty or something?

*Lilmuckers is the official sega ho
*Lilmuckers has official sega ho powers
*Heroin_Bob is the official Sega Pimp
*Heroin_Bob slaps lil
Heroin_Bob- get back to work ho!

KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person?
KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10
year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö

crt0- sex criminal?
crt0- oh smooth criminal
crt0- nevermind

*** ag3nt0 (ag3nt@=H2T430-2929.NYCM.splitrock.net) has joined
channel #consolevision
ag3nt0- grrr
ag3nt0- stupid connect
ag3nt0 kicks his isp
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* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked!
phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms

HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the
queens mum dying]
HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die,
I'm complaining!
HH|Strop- No wait....
HH|Strop- I can't
HH|Strop- I would be dead

Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other
people, god knows why lol
Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my
garage...

][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the
person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than
that can you get

`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade
`007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade

<STUDYIuG_4_PreCal> everyone type /clear so i can hide my
shame

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus
to test your system
<Morphine> :))
<Morphine> !virus
<Morphine> lol
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine
for infected files.
<thnom> wait a bit .........
<thnom>  Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus,
press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]
<Morphine> ?
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dodgy)
<thnom> rofl
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<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...
<FrozenFood> ..ok
<@Gaz> I should change channels :)
<@Gaz> but ...
<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open
<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict
* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....

<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit =
<@sTubby> it wont work
-> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on
-> -sTubby- /s enable send
[18:33] * Quits: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au)
(Need more parameters)
<BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun.
* Joins: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au)
<sTubby> 'twas already on

<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said,
"let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"

<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss
Teen USA are on?
<|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no.
* j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings

<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color
<drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE"

<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once
<Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that.
<SenorWeir> was it her with another man?

Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.
Dan: w00t!
Ya-leile cries
Ya-leile: and i can't find either.
Dan: *blink*
DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour
Dan: BWAHAHAHA
Ya-leile: with candy?
Ya-leile: *grin*

gadget: my god.
gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like
that.

<wangsta`> goddamnit
<wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the
Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen
<Juste> Good for you~
<wangsta`> thats bad
<Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P
<wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates

* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy
wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you
believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" ::
BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!
')

<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER

-utah.tx.******.org:@#sex- Sico invited Trojan into channel #
sex.

doc-  H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo
vect0r  hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?
vect0r  I MUST GET!
vect0r  does it suck as much as their computers do?
<vect0r  because that would be a kick ass vacuum

<slashed24> who? -P
<slashed24> dammit...my emoticon is blind

<KingHenry> castrated men live longer
<Phuser> but do castrated men really live

<Flik> That was so awesome
<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like
that
<KeeperX> incest porn?

<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'?
<Badtz> nope
<Badtz> do tell
<FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it
some time during the day.

<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you
that I did your mom last night?
<godofcows> you have herpes! :)

<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of
rubbing alcohol.
<Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.

<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will
probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen
pick through it with solvents to extract gold.

<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from
Sweden
<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast
asia
<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west
virginia
<@Cockroach-> lol
<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern
Kentucky. ;)

KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll
plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up
from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue
curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper
deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~
* KoG_Work ponders taking the 92...
<KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a
detour to Ikea like I normally do!
<St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have
detours and shortcuts to get there?
<DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through

<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to
use it.
<Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're
doing?
<Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing
and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big
penis?

*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo)

* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....
<Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!
<TK-421> lousy automatons
* Norton flicks off muffbots switch
*** Signoff: muffbot ()
<muffinator> :o
<Norton> ONO
<Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!
<muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH
<Norton> eh?
* Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot
<Norton> CLEAR
* Norton turns his car over
*** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined
channel #MUA
<Norton> w00!!

(@TFS_FeAr)must
(@TFS_FeAr)your like
(@TFS_FeAr)my toy
(@TFS_FeAr)bitch
(+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of
rubber.

<tReMeR>  /penis lengthen 13.5 inches
<nattydr00g> penis Unknown command
<tReMeR> damn these servers

<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and
certifications are inversely proportional.

<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from
using the die command?
<annjo> you might die

<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though
<Basic> does it get hot in there?
<Basic> .......
<Basic> oh god
<Basic> don't even submit that
<Basic> oh, come on.

<Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same
time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new
oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop
Macphisto from breaking my legs."

*** billn has quit IRC (jeezus larz, not so hard, yer gonna
damage my colon)

<oyvind> what's a vegan?
<junk> something you should stab in the face

AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of
doom?
Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.
Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.
Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell,
that's a loud shirt"

<acehole101> losing is not an option.
<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.